A moment of silence for people who were born on 29th February in this group….coz this year has nothing like 29th Feb….So how will you wish them ??
HAPPY DELETED BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE or what??

If your girlfriend comes home from school and
says “School was fun..” She is cheating! My
brother there is nothing fun about school! She is
dating the lecturer.

Wen ever u see a boi chatting and smiling just know DAT
someone’s daughter has fall into his trap

If I post a joke and you Lough just know we are in a relationship I can’t be making people girlfriend’s happy here

My girlfriend said I must delete my Facebook account or
she’s leaving me
So I’ll be back guys; let me help her pack her bags

A senior citizen drove his brand new Mercedes to 120km/hr, looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, … then 170, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense…!” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him . The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before for why you were speeding. I’ll let U go.”
The man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.” !!! 😵😁😖😂
The Cop left saying, ” Have a good day, Sir

If You Have A Happy Relationship,
Then You Are Obviously Dating The Wrong Person

After eating at your friend’s place….🍛
How long do you have to stay before you leave
so it doesn’t look like you were only there for the food??

I survived 9 months in my
mom’s womb without
bathing ,so what’s June & July?

Stop fixing the country
go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted

Romans Pizza should just swallow their pride and admit they are selling us bread

WITCHCRAFT is when your father sells his only piece of land and sent you abroad to study medicine, After 7 years you come back as a DJ.