Praying during the last minutes before exams is not good at all for me.
I heard myself during the prayer saying
‘Good luck with your exams Lord.
mxm stressed

*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a woman’s skirt up,
and the same wind blows dust into your eyes.
And u end up seeing nothing*😂

Those Girls who are afraid of killing a Cockroach
but have the heart to abort a baby.
Satan is waiting to rape you my sisters.

Who Else Says “Let Me Tell The Truth”
And Lie Even Worse

How are you going to know pillow fights
while your boyfriend uses blankets as pillows

Did I get left on read ?? Yes

Am I going to delete the conversation and pretend it never happened ?? Yes

This Winter I’m wearing my PUMA Jersey till it becomes OUMA

I don’t know why drunk people love to speak
near other people’s faces.

Ladies, when men inbox you, you must know the only word that is truthful is “Hie”. Then the rest is all lies.

American guy’s wallet:
Dollar bills, ID card and ATM Cards

Zimbabwean guy’s wallet:
3 Condoms, Expired ATM Cards, Voters’ Card, National ID, Shoprite Receipts, Toothpicks, Old kwacha currency etc…

American Lady’s handbag:
Money, Chocolate, ATM card , Apartment keys.

Zimbabwean Lady’s handbag:
Comb, dress, makeup kit, mirror, small pin charger, roll of toilet paper, coins, wrapper , and a Mosquito net.

True or False?

My brothers in 2018, let’s reduce cheating please..
one girlfriend per province is enough.

Do you still remember those awkward
moments in schools during Exams?
1. When a bright student tells the invigilator
that question 4 has a problem, but you have
already answered it…
2. When a fellow student asks for a graph
paper, but you are finished and did not see
anywhere where it was required…
3. When the invigilator says jump question 6
we will rectify it later, but it was the
question you enjoyed most when
answering…
4. When you see people busy using rulers
and you are wondering what is going on…
5. When you hear your friends arguing after
the exam whether the answer to question 5
was 35.5% or 36% and your answer was
-45000
6. When other students r bzy with a
caculator n u asking yoself “r we writing the
same paper
7. When you skip Q2 to Q3 coz you’re
clueless of what is required then Q3 ithi
“Use the answer found in Q2 to complete
this question”

Why all successful people when they motivating us they be like: I was going to school without shoes. are they siblings? are they one mom? are they one Atchaa?

Husband called wife on phone and said “today no need to cook i will bring dinner from the Second Wife” ..
Husband came home and knocked at the door.
Wife opened the door and thats the only thing husband remembered

Husband is in ICU now…. Whereas second wife is a name of a particular restaurant.
Children of God be slow to anger.