MOM ::Why are your Results so Bad ??

Me ::Bad Things happen To Good people💔

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths and chemistry. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So I would always be the 1st or 2nd to be called outcry.
One day,the maths results were being released and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s,40s,50s,60s and 70s. Still my paper had not been called out8). Everyone kept looking at me asking”Chris whats up? How did you fare?”And the teacher went on to the 80s And when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining.
I then asked myself,could I have scored a 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong.
Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered……. .. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me . It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,”There is a cow that did not write its name on the paper that scored 0%.
If u have not received your paper come and get it now!
I FAINTED!

Those girls who dont usually post status but pictures and are always online on facebook……, they are big leaders in asking guys money!!!

Dont catch feelings after reading this…..chill girls and keep on asking for donations!!!

That moment when a short guy compliments u and say
your hair smells nice and u start wondering
which hair is he talking about

Speaking on behalf of all girls!
Boys stop giving us your money
we’re not your kids😾
We only care about what’s in the trouser.

Our Father😍
Who art in Valentine’s day💑🌸❤️
Hallow be thy dates💖💐
Thy Gifts and Kisses🌷🌼😘😍
Thy will be handed out💯❤️✅
As we watch pure sadness✋😚💔
Give us the luck💋💖💓👀☝️
Find the date’s before 14th👫💑😍
And forgive us for rejecting other kids🤗😇🤔
As we forgive those who shapa us with Stena💔💯🙅
Lead us not into single world✋🏃🛑❌
Deliver us from cheating💔💮💯😍✋🏃
For thy is the reason🙅🏃✋🙄🤔💛
Wr stay single forever and ever AMEN❤️💖👀💝

GIRL: I want to show you something.
BOY: Okay.
GIRL: Can we go inside the bedroom?
BOY: (excited) sure, we can.
GIRL: Can I switch off the light?
BOY: Go on.
GIRL: Can I close the curtains and
windows?
BOY: (very excited) Fast!
GIRL: Can I lock the door?
BOY: Wow! Yea immediately!
GIRL: I’m done, come closer.
BOY: Here I am (this will be amazing).
GIRL: “I want to show you that my
watch has a light, you can use it to
check the time in darkness.”

Wife: Bbe borrow me your phone i want to play candy crush
Husband: (gave her)
After 5 minutes
Wife: Bbe who’s Mbali?
Husband: Which level is that!

9 months in your mom,s womb just to wear 5 roses jean…!!?😒
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What a shame…!!

Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham😕😕☹️

A boy Known as “TC” went to the police station 🚔🚓🚨 to report his stolen bicycle🚲.

TC : My bicycle🚲 is lost

Police : When did you notice it?

TC : This morning

Police : so do you suspect anyone?

TC : Yes,mom and dad

Police : Why you say that?

TC : Because last night i just heard my mom saying “make it stand well so that i can seat on it very well,then i i heard my dad saying “climb faster before it falls an mom said “push it very slowly an please don’t hurt me.

My Girlfriend’s father was a ZCC member
but he died of suger diabetes… Ahh