There Was A Party & The Host Was Getting Worried

Because There Were Too Many People And Not Enough Refreshments.

Host Wasn’t Sure If All Of Them Were Invited Or Not.

Then He Got An Idea.

He Turned To Guests & Said: “Will All Those From The Bride Side Of The Family Please Stand Up?”

About 20 People Stood.

Then He Asked: “And From Groom’s Side?”

About 25 More People Stood.

Then He Smiled & Said: “Will All Those Who Stood Please Leave, This Is A Birthday Party”

This December I will be busy visiting my
relative’s all over, so I can save my food for
January

Hi guys, I would like to let you know that next Monday is my last day here in Zim, I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering. I will be away for three years. May God be with
all. I will miss you all. Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as I received it. I don’t even know who is travelling.

The very same God who turned stone to bread
and water to wine
can turn your Girlfriend to my Wife..!! 💍

Stop Answering Calls at the funeral…
someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”

Grade 1 _ I wanna be a Doctor
Grade 10_i wanna go to Varsity.
10 Years Later_Ladies & Gentleman Put Your Hands Together For DJ Chicken

Real Men Disappear On Friday Say There Going To The Funeral And
Come Back On Monday Saying ”
I Was Buried By Mistake Babe”

When make a surprise party for a Ndebele girl then after saying ‘Supriseeeeee’ she goes like ‘ mara guys why didn’t tell me that you organising a suprise party for me’ .

You’re pregnant and you’re watching TV
with your parents….
Then boom an advertise of a condom
.