In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business

Imagine calling your boyfriend “daddy” then he leaves you,
like your dad did

Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?

Farmer: which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer : Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer : In the Barn

Interviewer: And the White one?

Farmer: In the Barn also

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy… What do
you feed them?

Farmer: which one..black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on
asking if black one or white one when answers
are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Its also mine.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Rich Asked a prostitute :” how much?”
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She replied: ” R100 on the bed, R50 on the couch, and R20 on the floor”
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Rich gave her R100.
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She replied: “I see…You’re a man of class”
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Rich replied:” Class yamasimba, I want five times on the floor”

Husband and wife went shopping to get new dresses for the wife.

After seeing numerous dresses, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25.

Out of these, she asked her husband to choose 5 dresses among them.

Then she finally picked up one dress.

It took 5 hours to finalise one dress.

The husband settled the bill and commented :
“Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have wasted too much of time.”

Ultimate comment of wife :
“Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally choose the leaves as per the wish of Eve. You are lucky u have to just sit in AC shop…”

Moral ::: Never argue with a woman while shopping.

A girl invited her boyfrend Nya
over for dinner in her house so he
could meet her parents.
While they were eating,
it started raining heavily,
so the girl’s mother said;
“Nyaa, I think you should sleep
over here because the rain
shows no sign of stopping anytime soon”.
After eating, the mom went to
the toilet and the father went
to sleep while the girl went to
the kitchen to clean the plates.
When the girl and her mother
returned to the sitting room,
Nyaa was not there, they checked
all over the house and did not find him.
As they were wondering what
happened to him, he walked back
into the house, really soaked in rain and
with a plastic bag.
Girl’s mother: Where were you and why are
you so wet?
Nyaa: I went home to get my pyjamas
maa’m.

Introducing your female friends to your boyfriend is like
displaying different kinds of meat to a dog…
My sister it will eventually eat them all.

Calvin : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not
Calvin : Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

Real man dont beat a wife/girlfriend. If you are strong enough just hide her makeup staff💋💅🙎💄
My bro thats when you will see and know that ladies can fight back😂😂😂

Definitely world war 3!!!!!!

My girlfriend broke up with me . She thinks I’m childish. So i calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away

I Reduced My Grandma’s Phone Brightness To Zero.
I told her to bring R300 To change the Screen Bulb…
Man must survive

Relationship stress can make u buy airtime and
end up pressing the voucher on a tv remote control

You’re not black enough if your mother didn’t tell you
to reduce your age in a taxi