There’s nothing in this world irritating like dating a police officer. 😂 😂 😂
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Sometimes when you wake him/her up. He/she would be like, “Hands up. You have a right to remain silent”
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Valentine is around the corner.
Surprise your side-chick/girlfriend by introducing her to your wife😂 …….
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If God is a Police Officer
How many times would you have been fined or arrested
for parking your life wrongly? Over loading with Lusts and Pleasures of the world? Not carrying the Fire Extinguisher always (Bible)? Over Speeding (Going Ahead of God’s Plans)? Driving without a License (Holy Spirit)? Not observing Traffic Lights (commandments)? And forgetting to put on your Safety Belt (Prayer)? Think about it…. SPREAD THE GOSPEL
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All the guys who drink 2 beers & start talking about opening a company should remain in 2017
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A girl will be happy dating a guy
who already has plan b for another girl.
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U can have *** with a very beautiful and fine lady
for about 5 times but she won’t get pregnant.*
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*Try an ugly one,just 1 round,u are already a father!!*
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Most relationships are psychological:
One partner is ‘Psycho’ and the Other one is ‘Logical’…💑
~•~
Be honest which one are you? 💁
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No One Watches Your WhatsApp Statuses Faster
Than The Person You’re ignoring😌
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*If you hear what people say right before they
pick your call and or immediately they end the call…*
*You would stop the friendship*
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Just imagine all the cosmetics companies decided to shutdown,
many girls will remain single I’m sure of that
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My future wife💍 is not allowed to watch discovery channel☝
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What will be she trying to discover ways to leave me no gal u gonna watch Regular Show and Mr bean
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I applied for a new job as a server at a retirement home. When asked why I left my last employment I replied, ‘Yes, sir, the wages were good, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.’
They played a game they call BRIDGE, and every night a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring refreshments, I heard a man say ‘Lay down and let’s see what you got.’ Another man said ‘I got strength, but not much length.’
And then another man said to a lady, ‘Take your hand off my trick.’ I pretty near dropped dead just when a lady answered, ‘You forced me. You jumped me twice when you didn’t have the strength for one good raise’. Another lady was talking about protecting her honor.
And, two ladies were talking and one said, ‘Now it’s my turn to play with your husband while you play with mine.’
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving I hope to die if one them didn’t say, ‘Well, I guess we can go home, this is our last rubber!
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I’m thinking of deleting my Facebook account 😭😭😭😭
my only problem is that I’m going to miss my Whatsapp friends
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Grandpa
Go hide ur Teacher is here because you
didn’t go to school today.
Boy.. No you go hide Grandpa I told her
u were dead..
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The reason im using free mode is not data
problem but i don’t wanna see pics of
some people, i can’t afford having night
mares
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Vodacom shake everyday be like,
“You have won two chicken from your neighbor as X-mas gift. Please take your gift at night and make sure that no one is seeing you because it’s a suprise… enjoy”
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