They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet
I wasnt able to move a wall,
but when i drank 4 bottles of beer
i saw walls moving by themselves.
.
These scientists are bloody liars 😂

2018 Woman Who Drink Heineken
Will Give Birth At Men’s Clinic

SHE LEFT ME BECAUSE I WAS BROKE,
NOW I USE HER NUMBER FOR BANK NOTIFICATION

Every school has that one teacher who
knows how to control the students more
than the Principal

Your girl once cooked pap and chicken in LuckyStar and KOO cans ……
for someone called the “husband”

Doctor: “You have to take at least 10 glasses of water every day”
–
Kate: “That’s impossible”
–
Doctor: why?
–
Kate: I have only 4 Glasses at home

This winter I’m not dating anyone,
I’m tired of losing my jackets

Being a man is tough
Imagine just chilling, being broke in peace then
someone’s daughter starts liking you.

We have yet another set of Army Worms preparing to attack Men’s wallets and Bank accounts on the 14th of February. Advise from the Office of The Vice President Disaster Management and Mitigation Unit is for Men to use the strongest pesticide i.e Switching off your phones and change location._

PURE WITCHCRAFT IS WHEN YOUR PARTNER DUMPS U IN AN AREA THAT HAS A SIGN THAT SAYS ‘NO DUMPING’

Whats the point of being a dentist in Cape Town?
Who has teeth there?

That moment when 🤔 you at a wedding 🤵🏾👰🏾 and you enjoying the seven colors 🍲🍝🍱 and then boom pastor Lukau start praying 🗣 and all beef 🥩and di chickens 🍗 starts ressurecting 🐓🐄 and you are left with rice and onions in your plate

Pleance before you plost
Make sure your spillings are correct..

I Was Holding Bae’s Phone When Capitac Bank Sent ” I Need You Tonight”