Whatsapp Conversation Between Me And
My Girlfriend
Her : Hi
Me : Hi, Babe
Her : Babe, I’m Worried
Her : I’ve Missed My Period
Her : I Think I’m Pregnant
Her : Are You There!?
Her : Babe, You Not Answering My Call
Her : pollen !!!
Her : Stop Ignoring Me, Speak
“2 Minutes Later”
Me : Please, The Owner Of This Phone Just
Died In An Accident, This Is Mr Rainbow..
Her : Don’t Go There At All.. This Is Your
Handwriting..
Me : No It’s Not Me, I’m Really Dead

This message can’t be viewed because
you are using a cheap cellphone…

I asked old man one day the secrect of
reaching 102 years ,and he told he drinks
bottle of whisky everyday ,smokes 2 packs
of cigarette and bath after 4 days .When I
ask how old is he ,he said ”My son ,I`m 25
years old”

if Everyone On Facebook Was Acting Matured Like You , Many Would Die Of Depression .. So Appreciate Those That Sacrifice Their image To Act Childish Just To Put A Smile On Someone’s Face , People Are Going Through A Lot Out There.

Don’t Worry You Will Find Someone ” ….
These Words Coming From Your Crush
Hurt More Than South Africa’s Problems

Next time I take a lady out I’m inviting her ex….
I need to hear both sides of the story,
you ladies lie too much when you see food😂

If a woman get angry because you came
back late @ night ,she’s right cz it’s danger
out there
.
Please Gents respect them and come back
In the Morning

I was out getting a walk last night when a policeman stopped me and said, “I want you to go straight home.” “I can’t.” I said. “Why not?” Ha asked. “Because I live round the corner.” 😼

Yesterday i Was in Town .. i Saw This Beautiful Girl Waving And i Waved Back , Well She Wasn’t Waving At Me But To This Guy Standing Next To Me 😓 So To Avoid The Awkwardness i Kept My Hand Up , The Taxi Stopped .. Now I’m in Lesotho Starting A New Life

UNBELIEVABLE FACTS!

It takes 7seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of man’s penis is 3x the length of his thumb.👍
A humans heart beats faster than a man.
A women blink 2x as much as men.

A women has read this entire post…
A man is still looking at his thumb.

Black people will never believe that you’re sick
until you refuse delicious food…

Guys has 3types of boxers
Normal boxer
Swagging boxer
And she is coming boxer

My Doctor Told me that Im Left with 1 Month To Live .
I Killed him and the Judge gave me 25 years, problem solved