One day I will have 2 men on my bed. One
will say “good morning sweetie” and the
other will say “wake up mummy it’s a
beautiful day”
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Oh you’ve started thinking of another
thing again , you’ll not make it in heaven

Tips For Loosing Weight..! Slowly Turn Your Head To The Left Then Again To Your Right.. Repeat This Exercise When i Offer You Food…Thank Me Later

Getting offended by something posted on social media
is like choosing to step in dog shit💩🦶🏼
instead of walking🚶 around it..!

Did u know that superman and supermarket are cousins

The Government Must Provide Us With “Relationship Accident Fund”..Relationship Are Showing Us Flames

WOMEN Don’t Want Good MEN ✋😏
WOMEN Want A Good Life 🔥♥
GENTS Understand That 🙏 And Get Your Money in Order

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant four times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Mondays and Tuesdays, I go Thursdays and Fridays.”

When Relationship Is In ICU
Her: Have A Good Day
Him: Dont Tell Me What To Do

Double heart attack message from my girl to me today:

1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it’s all over.😳😳😳

2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you

First round….use condom
Second round….dont use condom
Third round…use condom
Forth round….dont use condom
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Thats how we confuse HIV!!!
Doing sex like that you cant get it. Try and thank me later

Adam and Eve must’ve been white, they only took one apple, if they were Black, all the apples would’ve been gone plus the tree for fire wood. If they were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake as well

Teacher : Patrick WHERE do you see yourself 12 years from now?
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Patrick : I see myself as a successful business and a happily married man
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Teacher : Good. Davies WHERE do you see yourself 10 Years from now?
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Davies : I see myself as a successful professor and a father of two.
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Teacher : Good. Now Matome WHERE do you see yourself 15 Years from now
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Matome : (Thinking for a moment) Hmm I see myself as a successful man and a happily married SUGAR DADDY