Ronnie walked into a bar and saw that cheeseburgers cost R30, Hotdogs R20 and a Handjob R40. He walks towards the counter and asks the lady ;
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Ronnie : “are you the one who does handjob?”
Lady : “Yes”
Ronnie : “ok, please wash your hands i want a cheesburger”

Girls with big boobs are more cheerful and friendly but the ones with small boobs are rude and naturally wicked!!!!

Lets not argue on this!!!

Nyaa was the boss and he interviewed 4 girls for a Secretary position.
He asked them same question. And the question was: “A woman has lips in two different places on her body, what is the difference between the two lips?”
1st Girl: “One is hairy, the other isn’t.”
Boss Nyaa: “Ok, Good!”
2nd Girl: “One can talk but the other can’t.”
Boss Nyaa: “That’s better…”
3rd Girl: “One is vertical and other is horizontal.”
Boss: “Hmmmm…Very clever!”
4th Girl: “One is for me to use and the other is for my boss.”
Boss Nyaa: “100% correct. You can start work right away’

Sometimes you have to call Bae and say “don’t cook tonight we are having KFC”🍜🍚🍛. Then switch off your phone and come back the next day.

May the FRONT teeth of your enemies be removed
so that you can know them by their smile!!

My sister, if you like him, just walk up to him and say it…
Stop trying to send signals, you are not a TV Antenna

Ladies if what makes you happy in
relationship is money, you don’t need a man
….you need a job.

This world is not our world you dump a
guy because of cheating and get a guy
who was dumped because of cheating,
and claim you moved on ..that’s cross
multiplication*

No secret is safe when a woman’s instinct
kicks in. She’ll discover things better than a
police agent so always be honest to your
woman because it’s better to be safe than
sorry.

Women are like clothing shops.
You may like everything in Truworths
but the Question is can you afford it??

Am sure on Valentine’s day

i wl only get a message from Cell C reminding me to pay them the $10 airtime that I owe them.

December vibes be like:👇
.
Me:”hello babe how are you?”😊
.
Palesa:”eish…I’m fine just that my battery is low,can’t talk now,😒call me back in January neh babe?

Husband (text): Babe I was in an accident. I got hit by a car. Zinhle took me to the hospital.
I have a dislocated shoulder and the doctors say I may never walk again…
.
.
Wife: Baby, who the hell Zinhle???
.
.
Girls 😂😂😂