I hate it when my girlfriend says,
“don’t worry he is just a friend”.
I remember when I was just a friend too
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Teacher: “John, write a sentence on the board.”
Little John wrote: “My penis in your hand.”
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The teacher slap poor little John.
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Little John: “Oh my!! I forgot to put a space between pen and is.!”
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DON’T FORGET YOUR DECEMBER SALARY HAS TO LAST YOU
FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS OF JANUARY……
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Husband: “Why are u so angry baby?”😕
Wife: “Our son just called me a bitch”😡
Husband: “oh wow, that disrespectful son of a bitch
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How long should a Girl wait
before asking for money in a new relationship? 🤔
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if you think people are offine,
then Try posting your nudes
You won’t even know
what time your grandma Logged in
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They called me at Police station and they said
someone opened a case for me.
Father God I am praying
I hope it’s the case of Heineken or Castle Lite.
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Your boyfriend dumps you💔2weeks later you hear: he’s getting married💍👩❤️👩…My sister don’t be mad,Chill up, at least you made it to the semi finals.
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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me”
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says “Hey, MONKEY!”
The Monkey looks down and says “FUUUUUCK, DUDE……. How much water did you drink ?
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Never rely on anyone Even Alicia
Keys knew the girl was on fire
instead of saving the poor girl
from burning
Yaz Nizofa
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I rather drink 5 litres of KFC soup nd spend the whole month in the toilet,
than to check on my EX fb pic on her profile
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Teacher: What Do You Call A Person Who Cannot Hear Anything?👂
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Kelvin: You Can Call Him Anything, Because He Cannot Hear Anything.
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SINGLE people who have password on their phones
Are you normal??
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The More I Get To Know Certain People
The More I Realize Why Noah Only Let Animals Bored The Ark.
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You Ask God To Remove All Fake Things In
Your Life And They Take Your Girlfriend
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I’ll never chase a girl around unless
she ran with my beer
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