Wemen are the most faithful creatures on earth,they don’t cheat,don’t lie
and they are trustworthy.
Remember i said “We Men and not Women

Dear my future kids l’m not the one delaying you,
it’s your mom who is still Dating useless Guys…
My worry is they might soon finish your milk

As soon as I wake up I grab my phone.
I don’t even check if am still alive..!

When u are being beaten up in a fight and then someone shouts “let them fight”
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Bro u will think the devil is the referee

Instead of feeding 5000 hungry people like jesus did,
pastors and prophets nowadays are
being fed by over 50000 hungry people.

Him: It’s Over
Her: Wanya, it’s Not Over
Do This Type Of Girls Still Exist?

No matter how much money your girlfriend makes,
give her money because your Money tastes sweeter.

Most women want a man with a job, car and a house
but bona all they bring is another man’s child

A man with matric is gay,
a real man has grade 3 and a gun

I wanna study Hospitality so I can give my
Ex wrong Medication
.
And it’s simple yaz only 2Years then I’ll be
done

A white lady and a black guy were having a
drink at a bar,
Later that night the lady whispered to the
guy, “let’s go to my place”
At the woman’s place they started kissing
and undressing.
The lady was deep in the mood and
whispered to the black guy in a sexy voice,
” tie me on the bed and do what you black
guys do BEST! !!”
The guy tied her on the bed and ran away
with
TV, money, laptop, Fridge.
Aaaaaaa yaaaaa
Africa got talent! !!!

My English has improved lately
Please beat hands for me

Boy takes girl into bedroom, pulls his pants
down and says ” meet my little brother”,
girl pick up her bag, on her way out she
said,” call me when he’s grown up”…

Did you know that a man can pass a toilet
and go urinate at the back

When She’s Mad…😠
.
Guy: Babe!
Her: Don’t Call Me That!😏✋
Guy: Lebo!
Her: So I’m Lebo now? Oh wow!