I Don’t Care if You Wrote “Taken” On Your
Bio.
I’m inboxing You Because i Also Love
That Movie

Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war,
he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a
private room and gave the key to his best
friend Mousa and said: “If I’m not back in
four days, open the room and she’s yours …
”
He climbed on his horse and gallops off
towards the battlefield. Half an hour later,
the King noticed a cloud of dust behind him.
He stopped and saw his friend galloping
very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” Asked the King. Out of
breath, his friend Mousa responded: “You
gave me the wrong key”
What????
can you imagine
He didn’t even wait for the said 4days
before trying the keys
Be careful, “that’s what some friends are
for”

The Bitter Comments i See On Best Couples Spotted in South Africa 😕😒 … Hmmm , Sometimes i Just Feel Like i Can inbox Some People And Say ” i Know We Don’t Know Each Other But is Everything Okay At Home?

There is a professor who wants to be brought to the banker on the other side of the island
Professor: Mr.. Banker! “take me to the other side of the island, please.”
Banker: Yes, sir!
– while rowing the banker asks the professor.
Professor: Mr. Banker, are you good in English?
Banker: Oh, sir not, because I’ve finished 3.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? Do you know that 1/4 of your life will be lost because of that?
Banker (mouthing) this is extreme! I’m not very good in English 1/4 my life will be lost soon?
– the professor asked again.
Professor: Mr. Banker are you good in math?
Banker: Oh, sir, I’m not weak there.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? So the 1/4 of your life will disappear again.
Banker: how many is that sir?
Professor: a half of your life will be lost.
Banker: it’s extreme! A half of my life will be lost?
Professor asks again.
Professor: Mr. Banker are you good at science?
Banker: Oh, sir, it’s still not, I’m weak there.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? So 1/4 again will lose your life.
Banker: three 1/4 will lose my life sir? How many are left, sir?
Professor: only 1/4
Banker: just a question of my life, sir?
– while sumasagwan is the banker in the middle of the island, he is so nervous. Professor might ask again. And it might be asked to ask him again subject to school, sure his life will run out. So what he did he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he Because he was so fast, the boat capsized! And was broken out of the boat, the professor cried out of.
Professor: HELP! HELP! HELP!
– while the banker is still floating floating and then back a stroke while swimming.
The Banker also asked the professor.
Banker: Sir. Professor, do you know how to swim?
Professor: No! No! Help me I might drown.
Banker: Sir! Professor Use English, math, and science to be saved, because I’m only 1/4 left in my life you said. If you don’t lose 100 % of your life!

This story. It looks like you’ve just been able to apply a job. Because even if you learn or college graduate you won’t be able to accept it. Because the other priority is still the one who has experienced the experience. It’s just my opinion.

Forcing your partner to block someone on
social media doesn’t Change how your
partner feels about that person.

I went to shoprite and grabbed some
items that I wanted and then walked to
the counter and told the cashier: “Hi, I
would like to return these items”
.
And she said: “Sure thing, do you have a
receipt?”
.
I replied: “No! I think I lost it”, she said:
“I’m sorry sir, you can’t return items back
to the store without a receipt”
.
I said “OK”, never mind ” and walked out of
the store with my new stuff

Ever looked at some facebook friends and be like
When did i accept u 🤔?
Did u break in?

Guys I Need Your Advace “If Your Girlfriends Is You On
But Love Was Still Him To There Or Go Must Be Heh???

U know that pain of deleting all yure nice conversations and pictures because u are dating a detective

Whites: I just saw my ex

Blacks: Mangithi ntla, nayi lenja

Teacher: whoever answers my next question,
can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

A real woman 👩will stay awake 😴the whole night just to make sure mosquitoes don’t disturb her husband.

Sometimes God will bring back your Ex
just to check if you are still stupid

100 years from now, everybody reading this would have been dead,
so RIP in advance😉
Please don’t wish me the same