On judgement day I’ll be wearing a Zimbabwean flag to notify jesus that i cant go to hell twice

Women Are Like Police, They Can Have All The Evidence In The World But They Still Want A Confession

Relationships last longer when there is forgiveness , honest , love , mpama , flying kick , ambulance and a Continue Reading..

My ex-girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed😭 Imagine her surprise when Continue Reading..

once a Girl calls and says i need a favour ? Hang up mjita and immediately switch your phone off,take Continue Reading..

I still can’t believe that we’re on day 71 of 21 days of Lockdown

I remember telling my ex to block all her side niggas and I got blocked too. I really played myself Continue Reading..

Lionel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo ddnt just wake up become the best soccer players⚽⚽ They trained for a long time…. Continue Reading..