Bofebe is Not A Profession Ladies
Go To Shoprite And Drop Ur Cv They Take
Everyone, even those With Ugly Eyebrows

Only Men Can Spend The
Whole Day Without Knowing Each other

Grade 12 students
Don’t throw Those t-shirts/Trousers away
You might be a security Guard next year

If your boyfriend/girlfriend is a bushiri follower…..
you wont find inner peace. Everything will be in miracles

5 DEADLY WORDS USED BY WOMEN.
(1) FINE- is a word used to end an
argument when she knows she is right
and u nid to shut up.
(2) NOTHING- means something, you need
to be worried.
(3). GO AHEAD- this is a dare, not
permission, dont do it.
(3). WHATEVER- is a woman’s way of saying
“screw you”
(5) THATS OK- she is thinking long and
hard on how and when you wil pay for
your mistake…
Pliz dont try this at home!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MINISTRY OF
HEALTH

We can f**k, hang out, go on dates, move in together,
introduce me to you family,
have kids but only as friends.
Not trying 2get into something serious shame🖐️

Imagine dating a broke man but his family think
you’re with him for the money..

*Since I was born and now I am getting old I av never dated a Girl that ever asked Me to buy her Bible or Qur’an before?😏,*

*All their National Anthem is Buy Me a phone ,* *Buy Me Airtime,* *Help me with cash it’s Urgent.*

In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays

My Brother You Must Be Alright
Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically
Motorcally, and Walletically….

These things is confusing me, perhaps you can help me out.

Look here especially those who did Theology at school! Enoch was the father of Irad. Irad was the father of Mehujael. Mehujael was the father of Methushael. Methushael was the father of Lamech. And Lamech married two women- Adah and Zillah. Then we have Adam who was 130 years and Seth was 800 years when he died. So if we divide 130+ 800 it gives us 16.1524375+ Methuselah’s years 962×16 which is 24 154. So why these year’s wasn’t!! I think I forgot what I wanted to ask Sorry for wasting your time😏😏

Yesterday i took my bicycle nd went to the liquor store nd buy a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket. As i was about to leave, i thought to myself “what if i fall off the bicycle? What will happen to my Bottle 😯😯” so i decided to drink all the whisky before i cycled home. it turned out to be a good decision because i fell seven times on the way home. Imagine what would’ve happened to the bottle.

Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic, good in bed, loves you like you are the only girl in the world and watches you whilst you are applying your make up while listening to every word you say…

Then, please be assured that the Weed you have just smoked is of SUPER QUALITY!