FM stands for Free Mode that why
Radio does’nt show pictures!!
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Name a lie your ex said?
I love you forever and ever
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Pastor Bushiri: Next Year is 2020
Followers: O.M.G How did He Know?
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I come from a tough neighbourhood.
One day a thief pulled a knife on me
but i knew he wasn’t a professional
coz the knife had butter on it.
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If you help a lady when in trouble
she will definitely remember you
when in trouble again
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Tell her she’s beautiful instead of hot,
she’s a “WOMAN” not a temperature
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Your neighbors will always see the girl you brought home late at night…
But will never see the thief who came to rob you in the middle of the day
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Where can i do a DNA test i want to make sure it’s me😐
Im Not someone else
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Last Time I Was An Important Member Of My Family Was In 2004
When I Was The Only One Who Could Connect A DVD Player
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Sometimes I just look at birds and wonder
If I could fly who will I shit on
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Guys, sometimes God leave you to be
broke 🙇 so you can focus on one lady, because
once you get small money, you won’t allow
anything wearing skirt 👙to rest, small thing
“LETS CHILL, LETS CHILL”.
ARE YOU REFRIGERATOR??
🤷🏼♂🤷🏼♂🤷🏼♂😄😄😄😃😃
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Next Month im getting married
With or without a Wife.
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I want to date someone who will respect my Girlfriend..!
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Me: send me your nudes
Her:(typing..)
Me: so you’re typing your nudes vhele vhele
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Come to think of it its now legal to go to the police station
and lay charge that someone stole your weed
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Reading your best friend’s status,
and,
thinking “I know exactly about whom,
this bitch is talking!
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