Today I donated my Watch ,Phone and $500 to the poor guy.
How happy am I when I saw the poor guy
put his knife back in his pocket ..
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A man gets home early from work and hears strange
noise coming from the bedroom, he rushes upstairs only
to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting.
“What’s up” he asked” I am having a heart attack” the
woman cries. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for
an ambulance, but just as he’s dialing, his 4yr old son
comes up and says;”Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding
in your closet and he’s got no clothes on. The man slams
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door, sure enough, there is his brother totally naked on
the closet floor. “You idiot!” the man says, “my wife is
having a heart attack and you are running around naked
scaring the kids. Come on dress up we need to take her
to the hospital”. Describe the husband in one word
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The moment you spell an English word wrong,
then everybody suddenly gets a
masters degree in English.
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When you miss him so much….
you even think to text his wife
‘helo madam where is our hubby
and how is he doing?’
The power of being a side chick
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If you fighting my girl and you pull her hair I’m jumping in
I paid R3500 for that hair
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True love is when you wear your
Girlfriend’s underwear to show other
girls that You are already taken.
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Ever looked at someone and be like damn…You really a liar
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Being dating a tall girl is not a problem,
but when it becomes to kissing lyk
you a drinking water in the shower
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Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.
1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over”
2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“
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I just smoked weed for the first time and
this thing is so weak it has no effect on me.
Nothing has changed cause
I am still sitting on the TV watching the Sofa.
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At My Age , i Still Don’t Know How To Comfort A Crying Person
.. i Just End Up Laughing
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The real meaning of I AM FINISH is when u close the door to kill a snake …
And then NEPA takes the light..
My dear the devil is using ur life to test the new version of TEMPLE RUN!!!…. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
RUN!!!!!
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Son-In-Law To Father-In-Law:
Dear Dad,
I Deeply Regret Taking Petrol Car In Dowry, Please Take Your Daughter Or Car Back. Can’t Afford Both.
Regards,
Your Lovey Son-In-Law
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How to survive January
1) date a taxi driver for free ride to work
2) attend each and every funeral in your hood for a free plate
3) borrow meat from your neighbours and make soup and take it back
4) stay away from broke girls or niggas even he/she is your xondile
5) use one teabags at least 3× before you throw it away
6) use a taxi to work and save petrol
7) mix water with sugar to make a drink
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A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.
The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.
*Her husband*: The cat just died.
*She* (bursting into tears) : How could you be so blunt? Why couldn’t you have broken the news gradually! Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing.
By the way, how is my mom?
*Husband*: She is playing on the roof. !
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He Cheats On You
– He is Violent Towards You
– He Doesn’t Respect You
– He is Using You
– He Mistreats You 😠😡
.
And You Are Still With Him Because Y’all Have Been Dating For Years 😬😏 …. Are You Dating The Years Or Him ?? 😕😒 What Happened To Being Happy ??
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