U send”i loveu”via mobicell it went through
saying”is over between us”
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That awkward moment u realise u a walking in the wrong direction…
so you hit your pockets and pretend u forgot something
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A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don’t even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
…1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with loveand care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the
mirrors.
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If your name is Johanna and
I marry you can we call it marijuana
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[Before Date]
Her: You Act Like You Don’t Care
Me: Ok😐
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[After Date]
Her: My Dad Died When I Was 15
Me: Who Gives A 😏
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Dont say money changed them,
u didnt text them when they were broke REMBER
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Him:Why don’t you want to be on top
Her:am afraid of heights
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I wonder why the children voice is more louder 😂 in church anytime they share the grace 😂😂
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Jumping from one relationship to another is a sign to
tell God that you wanted to be a frog
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One day some friends dropped in on a couple without warning for a cup of tea. The wife pulled the husband aside & said, “There’s no sugar in the house, how can I serve tea?”
The husband winked at her & said, “Make tea without sugar for all, leave the rest to me.”
As soon as the tea was served the husband says to the guests, “Let’s play a game of chance. One cup of tea has no sugar, who ever gets it will take us all for dinner tonight.”
The result?
All guests claimed they had never tasted such sweet tea!
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Ringo: You were so drunk last night😂
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Rich: No i wasn’t✋
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Ringo: You called a taxi to take u home😆
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Rich: yes so i will not be involved in a car accident right?😕
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Ringo: 😂😂😂 the party was at your house u idiot
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Brothers, please pray for your mothers.
Only few girls want their mothers inlaws alive
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A man was watching a movie at home, and suddenly shouts
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!
Don’t go inside the church!!!
Its a trap!!!!
His wife confused, asks him “what are you watching?”
He answered “our wedding DVD
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You will never hear a man with money complaining
about women loving money,
but these boys with coins…
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I Personally Don’t Understand Why Drunk People Love To Talk Closer To Your Face
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2018 Woman Who Drink Heineken
Will Give Birth At Men’s Clinic
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