When your girlfriend start answering your calls like “eish hellow” My brother your days are numbered…

When you have no money anything you say at family gatherings makes you look like you are bringing confusion.

Her: what do you do for living babie😘? Me: my brother is in America

Xhosa people if they don’t know full name of something they be like: ah sana they called systematic nton nton. Continue Reading..

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Am sure on Valentine’s day i wl only get a message from Cell C reminding me to pay them the Continue Reading..

Your sugar daddy is someone else husband, You gave him flowers and he repackaged them and gave it to his Continue Reading..

Last Night i Opened all the Doors and Windows to Let Mosquitoes in, i Then closed The Doors and Windows Continue Reading..