Its February right?
Ladies please dont confuse
Women’s day with valentines day
.
Not all of you gonna get presents
On the 14th.
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If You Paint With Rs. 40,000 Royal Paint,
Your Home Will Look Colorful.
But If You Drink Rs.400/- Royal Stag,
The Whole World Will Look Colorful.
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I saw 2 cockroaches having sex. i wanted to spray RAID and i thought twice again. Maybe he has been chasing her for years and she has been eating all his money without allowing him to get down there, i’m human i have a good heart so i let him enjoy….. but as i was about to go i had a second thought….. what if he was raping her? or wha if he was having sex with someone’s wife, I sprayed it.
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Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.
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*To those old rich men snatching our girls and doing to them things beyond our budgets. ….we want to let you know that we are saving money and waiting for your Daughters when we get old..”*😂 😂 😁
*Sponsored by Broke Boys Association(BBA)
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Some girls are wicked😏,
I told my girlfriend that “I can die for you”
and she said “Prove it’
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One day, the phone rang, and Noko answered.
The Caller: May I speak to your parents?
Noko : They’re busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Noko : The police.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Noko: They’re busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Noko : The firemen.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Noko : They’re busy.
The Caller: So let me get this straight — your
parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but
they’re all busy? What are they doing?
Noko : Looking for me
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Once You Start Cheating On Your Boyfriend Everything About him Just Irritate You..!
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It’s Only In Africa Where Married Couples Only Hug
When There Is Good News In The Family…
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When you are broke, you’ll discover that 98% of your contacts are useless.
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely,
guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Should I increase the volume
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Whites : yoh! That guy, He’s very Tall
.
Blacks ; Lol look at your Brother over there
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When you dilute the last bit of juice and you put too much water
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Cheating Is A Long Process Dont Even Say It’s A Mistake
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DID YOU KNOW?
Scientists are still investigating why boys wake up at 07:30
and manage to be at class at 07:45
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Him:👨 babe is it true that you failed English?
Her:👩 who telled you them?
Him👨 okay babe never mind
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