In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business

A Question Asked To A Student For (5 Marks)

Question: “Why Fire Engine Is Red In Color?”

Answer: “Because Fire Engine Has Ladder.

Ladder Has Steps.

Steps Are A Foot Long, And Is Measured By A Ruler.

A Ruler Can Be A King Or A Queen.

Elizabeth Was The Queen Of England.

Elizbeth Was Also The Name Of A Ship.

Ship Floats On Water.

Water Has Fish.

Fishes Have Fins.

Fins Are People From Finland.

The National Flag Of Finland Is Red.

So Fire Engine Is Red In Color.”

This Is How Engineering Students Write University Exams.

Husband And His Wife Were Having Dinner At Fancy Restaurant 😊💝🔐

As The Food Was Served

Husband Said:” The Food Looks Delicious, Let’s Eat ”

Wife :”Honey…You Say a Prayer Before We Eat At Home”

Husband:” That’s At Home Sweetheart…Here The Chef Knows How To Cook ”

Your daughters Lord, they put us on WhatsApp statuses that only you and I can see..! ☝

When you trap your boyfriend by
getting pregnant & then he dies_

_Dating a Doctor or a Nurse is not romantic at all,
when they look into your eyes instead of them seeing love,
they end up seeing symptoms of malaria or eye problems_*

My parents haven’t apologize
to me for making me ugly

Dear Girls
Next time if you go through your man’s phone, don’t check if he’s cheating just go to his banking app and send yourself money

I went 2 see a friend from a very rich family. D maid approached Mε̲̣̣̣̥ & asked.
MAID: What would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. …
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water…
MAID: Mineral, tap or still water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Entlek get me an empty glass

Girl : Baby can you speak Italian? Because you always watching their soccer.
Boy : Yeah I understand everything
Girl : mmmmmmmm can you speak a little so that I can hear you.
Boy : Neymer totti messi ancelotti pierro maldin di natale konti…
Girl : WOW and what does that mean?
Boy : In all the days, as long as Im breathing, you will remain in my heart.
Girl : Thank you Babe, I love you so much my guardian angel.
Boy : Balotelli
Girl : Whoa and what does that one mean???😘😘😘
Boy : I love you too…😎😎😎
Girl : Awwwwww..😍😍😍 oh how sweet..

I never make a Same Mistake twice
I do it 5-6 Times Just to be Sure