My Plan is to Love Her So Good To A Point
Where she Struggles To Remember
Any Nigga Who Once Been In Her Life Before Me.

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.

Couples holdin hands during their wedding is the same as
2 boxers shaking hands before the fight begins..!

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a
girl!
.
.
He kicks the dog, it dies!
.
Newspapers report
“LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM
DOG”
.
.
Man says i’m not American
.
Report changed
“Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog”
.
.
Man says:
.
Actually I’m Pakistani
.
.
Breaking News:
.
“Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which
was playing
with a Girl…

It’s funny how ladies think they can do everything that a man can do…. like seriously can you wear the same underwear for seven days

If you are girlfriend and by any chance you feel like shaving your eyebrow , and draw them back ka pencil then i will also draw cows for lobola , let me repeat , i will draw cows for lobola . Yeah everything in our relationship is art…i am an artist too.

I Went on blind date with this blonde girl the other day…she suggested we go to Mcdonald’s to grab something to eat and I said, only if you can spell Mcdonald’s. She said…………Why dont we go to KFC instead?

1. You buy underwears at Pep & on
facebook
you write:”I love Truworths
underwears” ***God
is watching you
2. You’re a married man with 2 kids &
on
facebook you always claim to be
single. ***God
is watching you
3. You’re 21 yrz old & you’re dating a
man of
54 years your updates says “can’t wait
to see
my baby.” Is that your baby or your
daddy?
***God is watchng you
4. You’re are drinking ice water & you
update
“I’m drinking Johny Walker on the
rocks”
***God is watchng you
5. You’re in the house watching WWE
raw but
you check-in to Nu- metro cinemas .
***God is
watching you
6. You work in retail & you update
“had a long
day in the office” ***God is watching
you
7. You are waiting for a taxi & you
update
stuck in traffic thank God for the
aircon. ***God
is watching you
8. You are the hopeless school
dropout but on
facebook you claim to be a CEO of a
certain
company. ***God is watching you
# You read ds status, it makes u smile and you didn’t comment or even press like……. I am telling you God is watching you

I HAVE A FRIEND CALLED “JAY”☺☝
BUT IN SHORT I CALL HIM “J”

A horny guy when proposing to an ugly chick be like:
“I hate to say this but I love you..!”

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I
tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard
time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night . whether you’re here or not.