I deleted all Eminem’s song’s even my mother
doesn’t shout at me like that

A sophisticated looking Muslim lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down.
The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated Muslim lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her.

To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her long Silk Black Top and points to her right inner thigh – very high up. “Right here,” she says, “I want you to tattoo a Moon and Star and underneath it I want the word “Eid Mubarak.”

Then she points to her left thigh just as high up and says, “On this side, I want you to tattoo an evergreen tree with lights and tinsel and an angel on top and underneath it I want the word Christmas.”

The owner looks at her. “Ooh, lady, it’s none of my business, but that is probably the most unusual request I’ve ever heard. Why in the world do you want to do that?

“Well,” the lady said, “I’m sick and tired of my husband always complaining that there’s never anything good to eat between Eid and Christmas.”

One day I’m gonna wear my Formal go to Coca Cola
grab a chair and start working.

If they call the police, i get into the police station and
start working there as well.

I’m tired of sending Cv’s

Last Night I Told My Cousin About The Guy Who Was Raped By 2 Sexy Girls At The Conner Down There

Since He Left My Place He Is Still Walking Around That Conner

Should i Tell Him I Was Lying Guyz

Stop Answering Calls at the funeral…
someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”

My Ex will do anything just to make me jealous.
She even hug Trees nowadays

Black Label 5% alcohol, sanitizer 70% alcohol…

Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 🤔

Some of ya ladies we only Dating your
body’s don’t get Comfortable..!

A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset. But something funny happened as the mad man pressed the phone, it didn’t respond, so he continued pressing and pressing and pressing… *Read more*

The Smarter a woman gets , the more difficult
it is for her to find the right man.
So my sister if you are single, you are probably smart or men just dont want you

Girls who drink castle lite deserve a
tool box on Valentine’s day

Imagine receiving a love💋 Bite’s from a girl who opens beer bottles with her teeth! 💔

*inbox*
Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here