My neighbour bought a sound system for the first time
now he’s calling his kids using a Mic

BEFORE MARRIAGE..
Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady : Do you love me?
Man : Of course
Lady : Will you ever cheat on me?
Man : Never in my life
Lady : Will you ever hug me?
Man : Every chance I get
Lady : Will you hit me?
Man : Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man : Yes
Lady : Sweet heart

AFTER MARRIAGE :
_Read from bottom to top_

There’s Someone out there who thinks
your “Ex” is a Loyal person..!

*To all real men out there you should please note*
Next year We Dating Girls With Real Eyebrows..
The Drawers Will Draw Their Own Boyfriends.
Happy 2018

Sometimes when i look myself at the mirror
i wanna cry because of my ugliness
but when i look at my little brother i smile

The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.” “Well, if it’s just because of them, I’d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone!”

When you have no money anything you say at family gatherings
makes you look like you are bringing confusion.

If a woman get angry because you came
back late @ night ,she’s right cz it’s danger
out there
.
Please Gents respect them and come back
In the Morning

Are you sad?
Is your boyfriend cheating on you?
Is he hurting you?
.
.
Listen and listen carefully,
It’s non of my business Bcuz you refuse to
date me, nonsense!

It’s a Guys duty to pay the bill at the restaurant, that’s why it’s called MEN’U😂😂😂

I was In town this morning when
Japanese man approached me. ” please….
Can you take ” he said.” Handing me a
camera. As he stood against the wall
smiling.I got into a taxi an thought, “what
a nice guy”.

How To Tell A Girl That She is Ugly ,
Without Making Her Feel insulted ? 😒👇

“Your Beauty is Different”

A man walks into a doctor’s office
and the doctor sits him down.
“OK what’s your problem sir?”
“I’m half deaf” he replied
“That’s ridiculous! You can’t be
half deaf!There is no such thing!”
“Yes there is!”
“OK OK! Go down the hall and I’ll
shout a number and you shout it
back.”
“OK!” He said
When he got to the end of the hall
the Doctor shouts down.
“88 shouted the doctor.
“44”shouted the man