Some ladies will stop in the middle of a hot romance just to ask,
“do you truly love me”?
How can he hate you at that point?🤦🏻
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Military General

Do you still remember those awkward
moments in schools during Exams?
1. When a bright student tells the invigilator
that question 4 has a problem, but you have
already answered it…
2. When a fellow student asks for a graph
paper, but you are finished and did not see
anywhere where it was required…
3. When the invigilator says jump question 6
we will rectify it later, but it was the
question you enjoyed most when
answering…
4. When you see people busy using rulers
and you are wondering what is going on…
5. When you hear your friends arguing after
the exam whether the answer to question 5
was 35.5% or 36% and your answer was
-45000
6. When other students r bzy with a
caculator n u asking yoself “r we writing the
same paper
7. When you skip Q2 to Q3 coz you’re
clueless of what is required then Q3 ithi
“Use the answer found in Q2 to complete
this question”

I Delete Posts Because I’m Not The Same Person I Was 6 Minutes Ago

You make her breakfast in bed &
she goes with it to the sitting room,
Some people just don’t get It

The problem with Beautiful girls is that they think every guy wants them

Doesn’t matter how old i am when i see a jump castle i jump in

What are the most painful words your ex have ever said to you?

Where can i do a DNA test i want to make sure it’s me😐
Im Not someone else

I said, babe we will meet near Nandos
then boom i found her inside reading the
Menu📄..!!

*I found a guy today drinking his beer at 6:30 am.*

*I asked him: “Isn’t it too early for you to be drinking ?”*

*He replied: “Ooh really, at what time do throats open?”*

*I walked away…*

*Now minding my own business…*

Ever faked a story so good that
you even forgot that you’re lying ?

Imagine you’re in a taxi, and the taxi driver
starts shouting “‘damn I’m tired of life”
while driving…
.
What can you say/do??