Apart from: “I love You”; “I miss you”; “I cant live without you”,
Which other joke do you know??
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Happiest Moment For Today’s Generation Is
Battery Full
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Hard work …
Big dream.
A fixed topic In everyone’s life
Is TENSION
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Wife to her husband text*:
“Big head, you haven’t called me since morning…Are you the only one working in that office? Smh! Fine, continue…”
Side Chic text:
“Babes, you haven’t called today, I guess you’ve been busy with work. I hope you’ve had time to eat something at least. Don’t overwork yourself my love. I will call you later.
I Love you!”
Now do the mathematics yourself, it’s not juju they use in snatching your husbands , is it?
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People Love Attention
–
Aiiikhona
Why Take a Kia Picanto To The Car Wash
while
You Can Wash It With Dishes At Home?
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What Is Couple S**?
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, “Grampa, what is couple s**?”
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she’s old enough to know to ask the question, then she’s old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, “Why did you ask this question, honey?”
The little girl replied, “Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
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You’re still busy laughing at pirates while
they’re are busy laughing at your report at school
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If you know a guy who forgave a woman for cheating on him,
tell him panties are on special at PEP…
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WHY MEN ARE SO HONEST*
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river’.
When he cried out, the Angel appeared & asked, *”Why are you crying?”*
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water & he needed it to make a living.
The Angel went down into the water & reappeared with a *Golden Axe*. “Is this your axe?” the Angel asked. The woodcutter replied: *”No.”*
The Angel again went down & came up with a *Silver Axe.* “Is this your axe?” the Angel asked. Again, the woodcutter replied: *”No.”*
The Angel went down again & came up with an *Iron Axe*. “Is this your axe?” the Angel asked. The woodcutter replied: *”Yes.”*
The Angel was pleased with the man’s honesty & gave him all 3 Axes to keep, & the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, & his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Angel again appeared & asked him: “Why are you crying?”
*”Oh, my wife has fallen into the water!”*
The Angel went down into the water & came up with *Pamela Anderson*
“Is this your wife?” the Angel asked. *”Yes,”* cried the woodcutter.
The Angel was furious. *”You lied!* That is an untruth!” The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said *’NO’* to *Pamela* , you would have come up with *Angelina Jolie *. Then if I said *’NO’* to her, you would have come up with *MY WIFE*. Had I then said *’YES,’ you would have given me all 3.*
I’m a poor man, & not able to take care of 3 wives, so *THAT’S why I said YES to Pamela .”*
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a *good & honorable reason & for the benefit of others.*
That’s our story, &
we’re sticking to it!
*MEN ARE TRULY HONORABLE!* HAVE A SWEET DAY
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MY FIRST SEX EXPERIENCE WITH
AN ONLINE
GIRL.
I have tried to convince this girl on
facebook,
Whatsapp, BBM e.t.c
to visit me but she always tell me
that she is
busy,
her profile pictures was always
tempting her
curves,
her boobs name it everything make
sense,
i decided to take it to another level
at my own
expense. . .
Hope you know what i mean?
So at last i was able to decode her
to give me
her number,
i called her immediately to confirm
if it was
really her number.
We talked for a while and i
discovered that
she just lives a stone throw from
my place,
i said within me,
“aha”As an award winning
Womanizer,
convincing her was just like
counting A,B,C.
She promised me that she will visit
me next
week Thursday,
Thursday seemed too far but that
was just the
price to enter her ..
Thursday finally came,
i called her around 7:30 just to
confirm if she
was still coming.
She said in Affirmative,
i arranged my room immediately
bought 8
condoms(Guess it was too much)
around 10.am she knocked on my
door,
she dressed seductively and was
charming . . .
I chucked” Today na Today”
I laughed within me……………..
See how you make serious dey
read this long
story. . .
My dear,
i wish you can learn how to read
your bible
like dis….
I bet you God will like it and be
happy.
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Boss Calls His Employee In His Office.
Boss: “Do You Believe In Life After Death?”
Employee: “Certainly Not, There Is No Proof Of It.”
Boss: “Well, There Is Now, After You Leave Early To Go To Your Uncle’s Funeral Yesterday, He Came Here Looking For You.”
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Dating 2000s Is All Fun And Crazy Until When She Dumps you She Be Like:
“When We First Met u Were Custard,🔥 Time Passed By and you Turned Into Mustard💔… But In The End you Were A Bastard… Its Over!!!” 😮
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A horny guy when proposing to an ugly chick be like:
“I hate to say this but I love you..!”
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I want to open a crèche so
I can beat my exs children
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When a black person is losing an argument here on fb
they visit your profile pic and make it personal
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A side chick can make a guy forget about his main chick by saying: “Baby how many rounds can you handle today?” 😋👌
~•~•~•~
Salute the power a side chick has..!!
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