Couples Wearing Matching Outfits, Is A Sign That
The Girlfriend Is In Control Of The Relationship.

No matter how comfortable you are…
Never ever and ever go to your boyfriend’s place
unannounced please..!

My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Fuseg your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread

My girlfriend just texted me “Im coming by your
place,and when I get there I want you to make
me wet”
I got 5 buckets full of water….she’ll know me

My sister..
If you go with your friend to your man’s
house and the dog doesn’t bark at her..
Wisdom! My sister I say wisdom!

I was Shocked when I
heard A fat girl
singing I believe I Can Fly ”
My sister,
have you Ever seen an
Elephant Flying
Before?

Did you know that a man can pass a toilet
and go urinate at the back

If i cheat on you for 3 months without you finding out…
Just know it’s over between us..

If Girlfriends Know How Many Girls We Ignore in A Day Just For Them, They Will Be Paying Us Salary😌

A man and a woman were traveling in a train.
Woman : Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Man : 😍 Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Woman : No, I am a Dentist….

Sometimes you’d want to post the love of your life
But again the other love of your life might see it..!

A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible. ”
“You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is. ”
The husband turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear. “