Ronnie went to a girl and hugged her without any warning. – Girl : “hey what was that?” – Ronnie Continue Reading..

If people could see the face i make, when i read their fb status update, they would probably unfriend me Continue Reading..

-Sa chat Foreigner : Hi beautiful.. Im Horny.. Pinay : Ohw. Nice name..

Ignore a girl,and she will chase you. Ignore a woman,and she will replace you

The way I’m soo broke I’m even thinking of going to the Loan shark and borrow a couple of thousands Continue Reading..

Welcome to South Africa where people get shocked when the Taxi driver speaks in English

I don’t trust girls who visit me with Large Handbags. I once lost a Fridge, Washing Machine and my brother

Where I’m from, when you kill a mosquito in the night, the next morning, you’ll hear that an old woman Continue Reading..