This Guy posted: you are 24 and yet you don’t have a degree. What’s your plan?
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I commented: TO start a company, hire you with your Degree and delay your payment
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Blocked
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Once all engineering professors were sitting in one plane ✈
Before the take off there was an announcement. ” this plane is made by your students ”
All the professors stood up, ran outside, but the principal was still sitting.
One guy came back and asked ” you are not afraid ?”
The principal replied ” I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane ✈ won’t even start “
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Paul was a tent maker, Peter was a fisherman,
Jesus was a carpenter.
If your pastor has no day job, he’s a thief.
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“Look Officer, I’m Not Trying To Be A SmartAss:
But If You Caught Me Over Speeding;
Then You Were Over Speeding Too!!!
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Boy: Hey !
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Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
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Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in
the world..
Girl: Aww How cute !
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Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m
texting U !!
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I decorate my bedroom, to be like my classroom.
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Just so that I can fall asleep easily…
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Dear mosquitoes we know sucking our blood is your job
Is singing really necessary
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If you lost your R5000 tied with two rubber bands around shoprite area In Joburg CBD, inbox me now…..
let me direct you to where you will get you 2 rubber bands back.
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An American Tourist Asked A Boat guy in Zanzibar, ” Do You know Biology , Psychology , Geography, Geology Or Criminology ?”
The Boat Guy Said ” No, I don’t know any of these .”
The Tourist Then Said ” What The Hell Do You know on the face of this earth? You Will die of illiteracy
The Boat Guy Said Nothing… After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The Boatman Then Asked the tourist
, ” Do you know Swimology and Escapology From Crocodiology ?”
The Tourist said” No ”
The Boat Guy Replied, ” Well , Today you will Drownology and Crocodiology Will Eat Your Assology I will not helpology and you will dieology because of your badmouthology
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To all gents who are not yet married…….
Please if you want to find a girl to marry,
dont find slender one because slender girls are talkative😂😂😂.
You won’t find inner peace!!!!!
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Can someone take me to Campus Crush I just wanna reject you in public please.
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There are 5 types of slenders:
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1)Slender by nature
2)Slender by drugs
3)Slender by sex
4)Slender by disease
5)Slender by hunger
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Where do u belong?
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I can’t laugh alone 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
A man and his wife were in court to have a Divorce.
The problem in contention was ….who should have the possession of the child.??
The man or the woman?
The woman jumped up and said… “My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour…. alone”.
The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said ..
“My lord ..I have a question, ….when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine…..”?
😀😀😀😳
��🙄Court adjourned.
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Never be a side chick where money is not involved.💰
That’s a waste of sin..!☝🤨
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We are on Facebook for fun is either u joining us
or we hurt ur feelings…simple
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A New Metal is added to Chemistry:
Name: WIFE
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Light when first found… tends to get heavier over the years with time.
Physical Properties :
– Boils at any time
– Can freeze at any time
– Melts if treated with love & care
– Very Bitter if Mishandled
Chemical Properties :
– Very Reactive
– Highly Unstable
– Possess Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
– Money Reducing Agent
Occurrence :
– Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
Please circulate to all scientists & non-scientists.
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