New disease detected when using fingers
for wiping your touch screen phones. It is
known as finger cancer . Everyone is being
encouraged to use a stone when wiping
touch screen phones instead of fingers to
prevent finger cancer. PREVENTION IS
BETTER THAN CURE , Stay healthy. Save a
friend and share

My girlfriend found me kissing her sister ..
now she’s boiling water
i think she wanna make tea for us

Main Chick Doesn’t Comment On Boo’s Pictures
She Reads The Comment And Screenshot The
Suspicious Ones and Fight With Boo

How can a guy without passports tell u that u are the most beautiful girl in the world?Where in the world has he been to?
Such lies must end this year.

MTN is not joking nowadays. When you don’t have airtime or data,
they’ll deduct your battery.

Don’t be a boring
boyfriend my brother
Sometimes take her
phone and delete all
male contacts and
wait for a fight

Ladies.. Not every dude in church⛪ is husband material
. Church is like a hospital🏥.
Some are responding to treatment some are not!

I’m starting a protest tomorrow. Fat Lives Matter.
Meeting at McDonald’s at 10 then
KFC at 11 then onwards to Wimpy at 12

Ladies, please try as much as possible to look like your profile picture.
This is the 10th time I have wasted my petrol

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.

When I’m Mad At Bae😏
I Even Remove Her From “Bluetooth Paired Device”

Whether I have a house or not if I’m dating a girl with a house,
I become the man of that house and she has to listen to me,
if not she must get out of my house

LET ME REPEAT 🔂 THIS ONE 😂
👇
An African 🇿🇦 teacher was sent to China to
teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling.
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He said “Sheng.” A student said: ”Present.”
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He called the second name, “Chu muon”
Another student said ”Present.”
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Suddenly, he sneezed, ”Hatchia” One student seated at the corner stood up
and said, ”Present Sir.”
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He then exclaimed and said: ”Hmmmm..🤔.”
All the students shouted ”Absent.”
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He got confused 😮 and said,”Chai…”
Three students stood up and said:
”Which one of us?”
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The teacher became more confused and he asked: ”What is wrong?” A student stood up and said: ”Sir, i’m not wrong, i’m called Wong.”
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The teacher now laughed, ”Hahahaha 😃😃”..

A girl said ”Present sir.”🙋
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The Teacher Collapsed