My relationship is doing well
and
I’m thinking of opening another BRANCH

We the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends’ (NAHAB), wish to announce our annual 3 days strike which will commence on 13 FEB and on 16 FEB. Please note: our cell phones will not working during the strike and our relationship commitments will commence on the 17 FEB, we apologise for any inconvenience to our wives and girlfriends who were hoping to be with us on valentines day.
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Viva NAHAB Viva!!
Amandlaaaa

Did u know that superman and supermarket are cousins

When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex,
ask them if they have never used past exam papers for revision*?

You to did I like others confuse to status your to it copy, confused up ended and this read to trying time your took you since✋ -_-
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Confused? hahaha (Now read backward)

Once You Start Cheating On Your Boyfriend Everything About him Just Irritate You..!

How much money do you think
can solve your current problems?

Kilms was once robbed by armed robbers, the bag 💼 which he was holding was taken by them. After the robbers had left, he was just laughing while he was on his way back home. Senzo saw him laughing, thinking he was mad. He asked him:
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SENZO: Why are you laughing? What’s funny? 😒
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KILMS: I was robbed by armed robbers 😁
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SENZO: Is that why you are laughing? 😏
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KILMS: Not just that, they took my bag 😅
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SENZO: But that’s not funny bro 😑
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KILMS: I’m laughing because the bag which I was holding is containing fresh “Shit” 💩 of mine which I wanted to go and throw away, so I guess they helped me 😂

Men will be Men:

Wife leaves a note on the fridge: “I have made all attempts. It’s not working.
I can’t take it anymore. I am going to stay at my Mom’s place !! 😡😥

Husband opens the fridge, checks the beer bottle. Feels it is cold. He takes a few big gulps from the bottle. Feels it is chilled. Then says to himself, “What the hell is she talking about???

Fridge is working fine!!”

Finally I gave up, am single again😭😭😭💔💔😭😭😭😭😭 to put an end to the rumours, and those who speak ill about my life, you must know that my relationship was very difficult, so today to avoid gossip, I inform you that we no longer together, several times I felt very good, I had a lot of fun, I cannot deny that I really liked it and I was very happy, but I didn’t realise what evil I was doing to myself, I finally decided to leave that unhealthy relationship, I decided to take another route, but am not going to deny that we will continue to see each other, for me to move on to other things and end this evil in my life, Today I end my relationship with sugar, fries, pizza, softdrinks, alcohol, chocolate, cake, vetkoeks and other unhealthy food……

Confuse your enemies, copy and paste this on your wall,
Someone was about to throw a party…..
I see your spirit of witchcraft, come out
We know you,

Remember back when you were a kid and you
thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin
wasn’t serious about life? Look at you now!😭😭😂

Can i take your picture?
I love taking pics of natural disasters

Some breakups can make you steal your mom’s phone
and text your girlfriend.
“why are you doing this to my son”