If girls can cheat on soldiers, people carrying AK47’s and grenates
What about u thabo with yure laptop bagg
Txt😒😏

Don’t Let Nobody.. I Mean Nobody Tell You, You Ugly.😕
You Probably are👊, But Just Don’t Let Nobody Tell You..”

One spelling mistake and
husband can not go
home……. !
.
A Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an “e” in the last word.
.
Now he is seeking police
protection to enter his
own house
.
He wrote: “Hi darling I’m
experiencing the best
time of my life & I wish you were her.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

my mind is telling me that my crush
needs airtime where are you
just say hi

Mother in law asks her son’s wife:
“why all the children don’t resemble their father?”
She replies: “What i have in between my legs is a
reproductive system, not a photocopying machine

I just smoked weed for the first time and
this thing is so weak it has no effect on me.
Nothing has changed cause
I am still sitting on the TV watching the Sofa.

Being Held At A Gunpoint And I’m Told To Spell The Word “Wednesday” , I’d Probably Die

Long distance Relationship is nice you just text
“I wish you were here😢” then you go to cheat in peace..!

If you want your man to help you in the kitchen
Just borrow his phone torch
he’ll be following you up and down

If you’re happy in your relationship💏❤
even mine started like that

Bus drivers should stop this nonsense of moving a bus
before a person sits!
One ugly girl nearly kissed me in the bus today

Facebook should try showing us people you may avoid
not only people you may know.