Guys that wear suit on their profile are stingy!!!!
Ladies are we together…..
😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Some of You will just wake up in the morning and
start pressing your phone without checking if you can even walk.

Who Else Used To Pretend To Think Hard
When The Teacher is Looking At Them?

Ko 10th Floor
.
Whites: Nice View
Blacks: Oka Jump For 10 Million?🙆

You try to build your relationship
then boom Satan steals the cement

Mom: Go Wash The Dishes
Me: WTF
Mom: Excuse Me
Me: Where’s The Fatuku

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one more time?”

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife shoulder, and asks,

“Honey, please…just one more time before I die.”

She says, “Of course, Dear,” and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.

The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.

“Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…”

At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen, I have to get up in the morning. YOU DON’T!”

After this Corona, people must understand why dogs run out when you open a gate and stop beingharsh on them. Staying indoors is not child’s play.

A nigga be saving his side chick number with the his wife name because his wife wont read her own message… Asibadlaleni guys.

Two reason why I Don’t let my girlfriend to
touch my iphone plus

1.I Dont have girlfriend
2.I don’t have iPhone

black girls and fake love for teddy bear and flowers..you people love food,money,cars,Alcohol and Attention!!