Last weekend the sheeben in my street caught fire ,immediately people came fast to remove the furniture and fridges
Then boom we saw the owner running back to the burning house just to fetch the book that has the names of people who owe him
Black people will humble you
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Given 👦 – what’s country is next to USA
Daddy 😧 – USB
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A marriage apply to the court to magpaannul.
Judge: what is the reason for you to magpaannul?
Girl: (spoke while bent down) your honor, he only likes me.
Judge: what do you have?
Girl: (still bent down) every time we love making a towel cover my face.
Judge: you mister why did you do that?
Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.
Wife: (got angry and ihinarap the face to judge) see that person is really rude.
Judge: (while looking at my wife. ) annulment petition granted. You’re a man, why are you now going to annulment? Your patience.
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Whites : Finish
Afrikaner’s : Klaar
Blacks: Finish and Klaar
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imagine Marrying An Old Man For His Money And You Die First.
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Love used to be blind but now
it has received its treatment.
Now it looks at u, ur pocket, ur family &
social status & even ur bank account balance too.
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Want to make money through facebook…??? Go to Account >Account Settings > Deactivate your account . . . & go to work
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if you meet a woman that admits when she’s wrong and apologizes… 🙅🏻♀️
dump her that might be a man, women don’t do that
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BEFORE MARRIAGE..
Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady : Do you love me?
Man : Of course
Lady : Will you ever cheat on me?
Man : Never in my life
Lady : Will you ever hug me?
Man : Every chance I get
Lady : Will you hit me?
Man : Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man : Yes
Lady : Sweet heart
AFTER MARRIAGE :
_Read from bottom to top_
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The way l am so good at sleeping😴
I can even do it with my eyes closed
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If you meet a woman that admit she’s wrong, apologises and changes her ways. Dump her, that might be a man, women don’t do that..!
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Facebook will update you with unnecessary things. Telling you the page you have liked has changed to what what. Yet failing to let us know when someone has crush on you.
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In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Matome, what are you doing?” Matome replied, “Driving to Durban!” The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Matome’s room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, “Well Matome,how are you doing?” Matome says, “I just arrived in Durban” “Great,” replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Matome’s room and goes across the hall into Jwanese room, and finds Jwanese sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks, “Jwanese, what are you doing?!” Jwanese says, “I’m screwing Matome’s wife while he’s in Durban
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Her:babe am at the gate
Me:please close it
Boom she dumped me,
guys what did I do wrong?
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Girl: my right leg is lunch my left leg is dinner,
what have will you have?
Boy: I will like to have snacks between lunch and dinner…
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That awkward moment when
someone walk in while you are changing
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