What’s Ford?
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Santa: Gaadi.
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What’s Oxford?
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Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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What’s Ford?
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Santa: Gaadi.
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What’s Oxford?
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Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Hello Ladies, stop viewing our profile pictures before replying our chats, some of us hav ugly pictures wit handsome bank account
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How to know that you are Falsely Christian.
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1⃣. You have many years going to church but still struggling with sins (adultery, lies, etc).
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2⃣. You don’t read the whole Bible.
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3⃣. Always talks about the name of the church or leaders more than Jesus Christ.
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4⃣. Thinking and using water, uniform, stickers, pictures etc to protect your car, yourself and house. That’s idolatry!.
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5⃣. Church you attend sings praising songs about the leader of the church.
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6⃣. Always moving from one church to another for miracles.
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7⃣. Thinking that marrying more than one wife is not a sin. it’s actually witchcraft.
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8⃣. No praying and thinking only the church leader can pray for you and make your prayer known to God.
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9⃣. Killing animals as a sacrifice.
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🔟. Thinking 30 minutes or 1 hour is enough on Sabbath. Sabbath is the day of the Lord not yours.
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What The Heck Does The “z” In “LOLZ” Mean?😟
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“Laugh Out Loud Zebras?”
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Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
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Today I introduced my boyfriend to my mom and
she was very happy .
Next week I’m bringing another one .
I wanna make my mom proud.
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People who buy a car and don’t post it on Facebook you are too matured but as for me when I buy a car, I will not only post it, but also park it in your timeline
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Tebza :I have a problem
Lebo :We’re married, so u better start by saying “we”
Tebza :Ohk… We impregnated the house cleaner
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A day will come when the world will celebrate your name,
your fame, your personality and your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. 🙂
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This “Ha ha ha” reaction imoji does not have teeth.
I think its from Capetown.
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A Little Girl was asking Her Teacher
Girl:”Can my Mom get Pregnant?”
Teacher:”How old is your Mother?
Girl:”she’s 40 years old”
Teacher:”Yes,she can
Girl:Can my Sister get pregnant?!
Teacher:”How old is your sister?
Girl:She’s 18 years!
Teacher:”Yes,she can dear!
Girl:”Can I get pregnant?”
Teacher:”How old are you?”
Girl:”I’m 11 years”
Teacher:No you cannot get pregnant
~a little boy(RUPHUS) sitting behind the little
girl said,”I Told You We Have Nothing To Worry About!!
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Today I stopped a taxi and greet the passengers and driver,
then Walked away, they hurled me insults..
.Is it wrong to greet people
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Men lie too much
Imagine a guy without international passport telling you
bb u are the most beautiful girl in the whole world
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Don’t be too excited Today !!!!!
Everything still the same wife ,job,position work.
only calendar will change !!!!
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account
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Ey Lona I Saw Two Lesbians At Pic’nPay
Buying A Cucumber And I Smiled
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