No matter how clever you think you are,
but when a 3 year old kid gives you a toy phone,
you will talk to it .
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A real woman 👩will stay awake 😴the whole night just to make sure mosquitoes don’t disturb her husband.
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During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”
This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.”
This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”
This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
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Just imagine when your boyfriend has introduced you to his family. 😂 😂 😂
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Then you hear them laughing in the sitting room, saying “Have you seen the hair line ?”.
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A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Son- in- laws for their good nature.
For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son in law & jumps in. He saves her. Next morning he finds a Toyota corolla parked outside his house with note: From your Mother In Law.
Next she goes for a walk by the river with the second son in law & jumps in. He too saves her. Next morning he also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note : From your Mother In Law.
Next she goes for a walk by a river with the third son in law & jumps in. He just laughs and walks away. Next morning he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with note:
from your Father In Law!
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The pain of acting normal when she takes off her wig
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You know you’re a good Mother, when you sacrifice your VIBRATOR batteries🔋 for your children toys🚗 during this lockdown. 👏✊👍
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God Bless You! 🙏😘
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That Pain 😢😥 , When You Show Someone Something That
You Are Really Proud Of And They Say “Cool”
And They Change The Subject 😭
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There’s no WAY that goes to Heaven that allows you to do what seems to be right on your eyes or what you wish.
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She: What do u do?
He: Phd.
She: Wow! Doctorate.
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He: No. Pizza Hut Delievery. 😛
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I may look normal but when i see cats i keep meowing at them until they meow me back.
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Gone are those days when women cry over breakup ….
Nowadays once u leave they will be like “Neeeeeext
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Dear Skinny Girls . Stop taking Naked pictures and call them Nud3s . Call them “Noodles”
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I will go live later guys… Girls make sure you put your make up and those weave coz i am not ready for a man to man show…
Majita you not allowed to join…
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*2020 you are the next millionaire in your family. Don’t type amen, go to work*
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Teacher: Can You Support Your Answer
Me : Viva My Answer Viva
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