Teacher:if you gave your friend R5000 and he only needed R4000,,how much wl he give you back?
Student: R0.00
Teacher: you don’t know maths
Student: you don’t know my friend

After a big accident, John was crying “Oh my word! I have lost my left hand?”
Phiri: Control yourself my friend!
Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?

Dear Nursing students
In which year of study are you taught to be angry,
rude,Impatient and having attitudes?

Don’t Let Social Media Fool You ✋ ,
Some Of These Niggas Be Eating Cornflakes With
Water And Sugar 😒

The way some men lie this days ehn!
Something is telling me that Eve is not d 1 who gav Adam d Apple
“dat poor girl is innocent

Ladies and their nonsense behaviours.
I said we should meet in front of restaurant and you’re already inside reading the menu ..

Finish reading and meet me outside let’s discuss.

I hate indiscipline.

My boss has been calling me bullet for the past three days.
I think he wants to fire me😼

The pain of being blocked by someone you wanted to block first..!

Meanwhile At The ATM 👇

– Me : Are You The Last Person On The Queue ?
– Her : i Have A Boyfriend

Most of You Write
Congrats because You
don’t know how to write
“Congrajuleshions”

Good people 2018 is requesting for part 2,
shall we give it another chance?

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim.
When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”
The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.”

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked,
“Hey, do you need help?”

The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.”
Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”

God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”

Jamaican man was making love to his wife for the 1st time.He suddenly screamed ‘jah bles’ and ran out of the room & came back with a bucket of water & poured t on his wife’s private parts.*
*The frightened wife shouted ‘watagwan wat u rasta man do dat 4?’ the man answered,* *bomboclat woman dis ting too sweet me gwan dilute it, remember me diabetic sweet tings nah good fi mi rastaman……..