Me wearing earrings, mask, glasses and earphones…
My ears: Do you want me to hold your bag too?

This world is not our world you dump a
guy because of cheating and get a guy
who was dumped because of cheating,
and claim you moved on ..that’s cross
multiplication*

You see yourself glowing & gaining weight then boom💥
“Something Inside So Strong

Ask your girlfriend to come and visit you she will demand for transport money, but let someone tell her that you are with another girl… My brother she can even hire a private jet

If your dad doesn’t have a beard,
you’ve got two Mums.

It took SAB just 2 days to deliver beers to all 9 provinces , department of education is struggling to deliver masks and sanitizers for the past 3 weeks now , we have wrong people working for the gorvernment

Doc to an injured Patient
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Doctor : “how did this happen??
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Man : “My wife kicked me out”
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Doctor : “but it is not worth jumping down from a 2nd floor.
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Man : “doctor, you dont understand……I said she kicked me out literally”

Don’t let anybody tell you that you’re ugly🐸, I mean you’re ugly🐸 but don’t allow someone to remind you..!

It’s really cold today 🥶

Even my Afrikaans friends are wearing two pairs of shorts today.

Real men don’t play temple and run in their phones,,, they just go to the zoo, open the lion’s cage, slap the lion and starts running.

I went to a chemist store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I spoke to said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there are no male employee.
She asked if she could help me.
I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here it goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister.”
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can prescribe to you:
* 1/3rd ownership in the store.
* a company car
* A furnished house
* a king size bed and
* $15,000 a month as living expenses..” !!
What medication is this mara??

Every family has that Aunt who thinks her kids are better than other children,

if u don’t know her, then tht aunt is ur mother

The Idiot who inverted Mathematics just
left us with more problems than solutions
jerr,where did they bury that fool.?

A lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.
Man: Do you know me?
Lady: Yes, you are the FATHER of one of my
KIDS!
Man stunned,oh my God!!!!
Are you Fiona
No
Are you Julie?
No
Are you Cissy??
No
Are you Flavia?
No
Are you Alice?
No
Are you Prossy?
No
Are you Vannesa?
No
Are you Grace?
No
Are you Sarah?
No
Are you Lydia?
No
Are you Agnes?
No
Are you Oliver?
No
Are you Beth?
No
Are you Carol?
No
Are you Gloria?
Lady in confusion
No Sir, I am the class TEACHER of your son
but you just made my day..
Let’s pray for men.