MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH VIRGIN A GIRL.
She was wearing a light Pinky Silky dress
more like to be transparent but i tried to
look hoping i will see something but i
couldn’t the breast well shaped and
tempting Hello as i great her while was
standing outside the door, HI Xigombe She
replied. Her voice was Like The voice of an
angel I called her in and as she walked
inside i was at the door so i could see her
back, everything was well packed.you know
what a dress can do, everything just went
wrong i could feel my trouser expanding. As
she looked back i just put my hand on the
pocket and bend backwardly not to be
embarrassed unfortunately she Has seen it
already she just smiled not saying a word. I
requested her to seat on the bed then she
requested at least a music, she said she
hated silence I decided to be romantic and
play music like Benny Mayengani songs i
downloaded them that very same day early
on. She told me to stop it and try something
deep, i didnt know that she want deep
house music when she said something
deep. Imagine with the girl you’ve been
wishing playing deep house while you are
only two in the room with that dim light,
hope you get it?Then came my stuff i started
her with some internationally deep house
music, We started listening to music having
some talks while seating on the bed,
complementing her. I could see that she is
enjoying the music she was moving that
head smoothly same pase with one leg. We
had some talks then around 10pm she was
tired of seating she asked if she can just
sleep. I agreed Then she moved back to the
wall as i was busy removing her shoes out. I
went straight to her laid close to her i
turned looked straight into her eyes then
we both stopped talking like we were
paused by a remote. I saw her taking a
tongue out wiping those lips and i told my
self that its about time be a man i moved
again very very close to her and the space
between was just some few inches now,
she didn’t say anything and no one was
talking by the time after some few seconds
of looking each other i decided to take
action, as i take my hand to her chin so that
i can bring her close then she called my
name and I was very scared that she want
to tell me to stop whatever am doing only to
find out that she want me to remove her
earrings. I started to remove them gentle so
and when i was on the last ear after
removing it my hand never come back i took
it slowly so to the back of her neck then try
to pull her closer and closer, she never said
anything but my brothers and sisters if the
way you’ve been concentrating on this story
was the way you concentrate when you
read the word of GOD(BIBLE)once in a blue
moon the world would have been a great
place to live.
Can I Get An Amen?.

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Today, I met my ex and she was kissing her new boyfriend in front of a store, I was watching them and she saw me then she asked me what I was doing there. I told her my wife is pregnant and I am here to buy baby stuffs and I am very very happy. I spoke as if they asked me that.

I proceeded in as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps then I chattered a taxi and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt they envied me sooo much.

Now, my issue is, if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, baby seat, soaps and sponge. I am around Boksburg, Commissioner street

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Nobody views your WhatsApp status
faster than your Ex

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Mens always pies in the garden and
Girls in the bathroom

Now you need to know way your gatden smells

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Two friends were walking through a jungle. They saw a hungry tiger.
The other friend started tightening his shoe laces, getting ready to run.
The other one asked,
“Do you really think you can run faster than the tiger?”
He replied,
“I don’t have to run faster than the tiger; I just have to run faster than you!!”

That’s today’s mentality…
Choose your friends wisely.

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If Zimbabwe did it , why can’t Malawi Did it ,why can’t Mozambique did it. then in the end everybody will did it.
Actually me i didn’t did it

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Lebo:Does this shirt make me look fat?
Tebza:No, it’s the fat that makes u look fat

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I dont block people on whatsapp i just delete your number
and let my settings deal with you msoonically😊

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Most women want a man with a job, car and a house
but bona all they bring is another man’s child

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Social Media Will Make You Believe That Some People Are Way Above💯 Your League Until You Meet Them In Person.

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Yaw: Hi Kofi 👋
Kofi: Hello
Yaw: please did you see my message?
Kofi: Is it the one you said I should *borrow* you money?
Yaw: Yeah that one 🤓
Kofi: No I didn’t see it

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I lost my weed now I see my lil brother tryna load airtime in his calculator

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If you think a shot of an AK47 gun is loud* *then you have never*
*heard a sound of a falling pot lid* *
when you are trying to steal meat at night* 🍯

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I’m One of those who Get Nervous
Before Saying “Short Left” In Taxi.
I Even Practice It 3 Times In My Head
Before Saying It Out Loud.

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BREAKING NEWS
Beer bottles and cigarrete packs have
stickers explaining their harzadous
effects….but they let women just roam
around without stickers…
very unfair

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