Don’t Trust A Sweet Voice On A Phone
I’ve Seen Miracles
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Not every girl who puts a wig is beautiful
some look like retired Indian Evil Spirit*👌😂😂
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I’ve text most of the people on my phone asking what IDK means…
They all said I don’t know! Nobody knows. What does it mean guys?
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Some people write Xmas because they can’t write creasmas.
We see you.
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Classy girls don’t have any tattoos Because no one can intentionally scratch a Benz or a private jet
If you have tattoos, you are probably a rubbish lorry or kombi
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TEMBISA to Joburg=32 km
Joburg to TEMBISA =32 Km 👍
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Monday to Friday =5 days
Friday to Monday =2 days 😏😱
Mara why 😒🤔
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-This must be Witchcraft
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Being attached to someone is not a joke✋
After they cheated on u…
You find yourself eating rice one by one for 8 Hours
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If you unfriend/block me & later you send a friend request,
kindly note there’s a R150.00 reconnection fee…
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I met a girl on Facebook and we met face to face today…I decided to take her to a restaurant🏦where we can relax and talk better😊
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I had R500💰with me🤞
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I paid for a cab🚕to take us to the restaurant🏦which costs R200💰and I was left with R300💰When we got there before I could order something for her🙆♂
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She ordered a bottle🍾of moet Champaign🥂which costs R1200💰and a meal🍱that costs R600💰…
and she asked me to go outside🚶♂to buy her recharged cards🖨which cost R200💰
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Now I’m outside what do you
think I should do🤔??please help
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Bra Solly walked in a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman.
“Please give me 250g steak and pap and give everyone 500g steak and pap because when I eat I want everyone else to eat as well!”
The barman gave him his meal and everyone else theirs. When they finished their meal he shouted another order.
“Give me a bottle of brandy and everyone else a bottle of whisky (johhnie walker black) because when I drink I want everyone to drink”.
Everyone was happy and they started singing Bra Solly’s praises saying SOLLY is the man!!
When Solly finished his drink he shouted again,
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meal and drinks I want everyone to pay for theirs!”
Bra Solly will be buried this coming Saturday!
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Mama: Baby say ”mama”
Baby: M… Ma–
Mama: Omg you can do it baby! Just say ”ma…ma”
Baby: M…Ma…Mark Zuckerberg.
Kaway- kaway sa nasendang ng “I’m mark….” Fake new yan mga tol haha
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That Ugly Selfie You Deleted,
That Was Real You!!!
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Dear satan….
Stop hiding behind bo katlego……we all know its you!!!!
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Dear Alcohol
We had a deal where you would make me funnier,
smarter and a better dancer……..
I saw the video of myself……. We need to talk.
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Calvin : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not
Calvin : Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
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Who Else still Does That Risky Naked Run
From Bathroom To Bedroom????
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