Imagine your boyfriend is a photographer instead of saying smile, he says I love you 😍 then you smile 🙈
Now scroll down because you’re single
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Due to VAT increase Maths has also increased,
1+1 is no longer equal to 2.
1+1=3
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An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply, “WHICH TRIP?”
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Pirate never won against chiefs
When Zuma was still a president
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Guys, sometimes God leave you to be
broke 🙇 so you can focus on one lady, because
once you get small money, you won’t allow
anything wearing skirt 👙to rest, small thing
“LETS CHILL, LETS CHILL”.
ARE YOU REFRIGERATOR??
🤷🏼♂🤷🏼♂🤷🏼♂😄😄😄😃😃
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Importance Of Thumb
Babies Use It For Chewing.
Illiterate People Use It For Sign.
Winners Use It For Victory.
My Fans Use It For Reading My SMS.
Oh! You Too? Crazy Fans.
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Ladies .. instead of dating a guy who pays your Rent
why not date the Landlord himself??
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The amount of lipstick some guys have
swallowed in the name of kissing is
enough to paint two local governments
schools
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MAN: Marry me?
WOMAN: Do you have a flat?
MAN: No.
WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car?
MAN: No.
WOMAN: How much is your salary?
MAN: No salary, but I…
WOMAN: No but! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please before I open eyes for you!
MAN: But I have one estate, 3 landed properties in GRA, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagons. Why do I still need to buy a Camry? How can I be paid salary when actually I’m the BOSS?
WOMAN: That’s why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you.
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ONLY BLACK PEOPLE TALKING TO A COCKROACH BEFORE THEY KILL IT
OYA KAE ….??
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Tell Mii If Ur Crushing On Miii
Before I Use Our Valentine’s Money To Buy Weed
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When you accidentally hit an old lady with a stone
then she picks it up and puts it inside her bag
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Your boyfriend is out there telling his Side Chick that
he can’t break up with you coz you’ll kill yourself.
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This thing of applying for jobs online is rubbish waitse..where do I pour my anointing oil now…on the memory stick or on the whole computer..where? Where?? Where???
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When asked the similarities between
Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃
Shakespeare replied,
They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning !
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Why are you still online at this time?
Sleep, witches are waiting for you they want to send you to Nigeria😾
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