In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business
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A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset. But something funny happened as the mad man pressed the phone, it didn’t respond, so he continued pressing and pressing and pressing… *Read more*
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Wemen are the most faithful creatures ,
they
dont cheat ,they don’t lie , they are
trustworthy.
Remember I said We Men.
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If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong.
Great Lines said by
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Tailor SANJU
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Her:Bbe
Him:yes love❤
Her:I’m pregnant
Him:buh we used protection
Her:wa phapha who said the baby is yours??
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Just because that lipstick is expensive it doesn’t mean it’s looks good on your lips,
some lips just need vaseline
and that Green Zam-buk
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Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.
Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.
Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.
“Today’s Lesson Learned“
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Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin,
Or Doesn’t Text Back
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When you are bored just think about a few things that don’t make sense …like ;
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1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
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2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
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3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
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5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
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6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
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7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”
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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
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Wisdom will kill me one of these days.
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Next year females must drive taxis
we also want to date taxi drivers
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He HoLds mE whEn I sTaRt To CrY
MaKeS mE sMiLe WiTh jUsT hIs EyEs
ShArEs My HoPeS, dReAmS, fEaRs
He WiPeS aWaY aLL mY tEaRs
I LoVe HiM wIth nO rEgReT
I JuSt HaVeN’t FoUnD hIm YeT “
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She said, she wants water to drink,
she came back smelling 4 slice of cheese😭😭😭
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My girlfriend stole money from her Father for me to start a business. The business is booming now.
Now she want me to marry her.
ME: I can’t marry a thief
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If you don’t tell your WOMAN she’s beautiful,
INDIAN men on Facebook will do it for you.
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Married for 30year and
she hasn’t killed me yet
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*Only in Nigeria Adverts oooooo…*
You will pour your mother’s pot of soup on your White clothes
and your mother will Smile Because of OMO.
In Real Life…
You’ll Die!!! Idiot.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😥😥
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