Baby sitting is so good
I mean you eat everything you never ate in your childhood

Have you been so close to someone
but you were never in a relationship and
when both stopped talking,
it felt like a breakup?

I just bought DSTV dish,
they have installed it.
Now i need to go and pay tomorrow,
do i take the decoder and dish or
will they also need the remote??..

Things we can’t live without: Food🍛, Water🥛and Oxygen💨. Do you see your name there?

My brother don’t feel sad when these
Facebook gals don’t reply your inbox,
most of them can’t read

Zimbabwe is the only Country in the World
where the Police were locked up
and crime went down ,
just shows who the criminals really are

I went for a job interview the other day. They asked me what my greatest weakness was.
I replied, “I tend to ask too many questions, why do you ask?

Am Looking for the Bank That can Perform 2 things for me🙆
* Give me a loan
* And Leave me alone

my mind is telling me that my crush
needs airtime where are you
just say hi

If you think somebody is giving you a fake numbers,
read it back to them incorrectly. See if they’ll correct you.

A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7,
3+6 the son of bitch is 9
His mother heard this & asked “what r u doing?”
Boy, “doing my maths’ homework”.
Mom: & this is how ur teacher taught u?

Boy: “Yes”

Infurriated mother called the teacher: R u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?

Teachr started laughing & answerd: “what I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4…

Her: helo babie
Me: hie how are you cute….
Her: good and you sweet
Me: I’m fine, but were you serious that
you won’t let me down babie?
Her: Yes bae, the love i have for you its like corruption in South Africa…..it will never end😘
Me: 😂😂😂you are full of shit