A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man
an opportunity to make his woman smile
Dont ever try that all men because
you will regret the rest of your life!!!
Dont say i didnt warn you
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food,
I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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Dating A Guy Who Studied At TUT is An Extreme Sport 😰 ,
Because When He is Angry He Will Go On A Strike And Burn 🔥
Your Entire House/Flat
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No one is as confused as Zulu people
– They don’t take shit😬
– Stubborn minded😣
– Taxi drivers🚍
Bribery is their first thing in mind💸
– They are capable of threatening🔫
– Speak Only one language😟
– They eat too much pap🍚
– They are Security workers👮
– They believe to stays in Hostels 🏠
– Killers ( Hit men )🔫
– They take human waste with bucket , they like that Job✋✋
– Very stupid😒
– They mostly believe that they are the only black original black people 😂😂😂😂😂
But i can’t laugh😂😂
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Charlie : Sinoyolo You’re My Drugs
Sinoyolo : Aww , You Can’t Leave Without Me ?
Charlie : No , You Cost Too much And You Ruin My Life
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A Boy Post : Just graduated , I’m going to be a Lawyer =13Likes
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A Girl Post : Just went to the toilet = 227Likes
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WTF is happening to this WORLD ??
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All men who wear shoes size 3 to 7 must also wear
g-string and attend baby showers!!!
Lets not argue on this!!! You know what i mean
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Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”
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Breaking News!!!
A nine year old girl has dissappeared after
using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger
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The meeting of Zuma and Muswati has reminded me of a former Russian president called Prasvilodiskyovach Petrovzilizevisky….. I know you have skipped the name so I will stop my story there. I dont like laziness
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Not every girl who puts a wig is beautiful
some look like retired Indian Evil Spirit*👌😂😂
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I went to shoprite and grabbed some
items that I wanted and then walked to
the counter and told the cashier: “Hi, I
would like to return these items”
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And she said: “Sure thing, do you have a
receipt?”
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I replied: “No! I think I lost it”, she said:
“I’m sorry sir, you can’t return items back
to the store without a receipt”
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I said “OK”, never mind ” and walked out of
the store with my new stuff
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True love is when you wear your
Girlfriend’s underwear to show other
girls that You are already taken.
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Don’t solve LAZINESS with prayer.
If you don’t work hard you’ll spend the rest of your life in church shouting
“I RECEIVE”
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They called me at Police station and they said
someone opened a case for me.
Father God I am praying
I hope it’s the case of Heineken or Castle Lite.
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Marrying a lady aged above 30yrs old is like buying a newspaper in the evening!
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