If Lucky Is An English Name…🤔🤔🤔
How come we haven’t seen A white Guy Named Lucky😂😂😂…
Think About It..

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar £100. Do you want to have a go?”
The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!”

“A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn’t ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client’s room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn’t sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn’t reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn’t leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn’t arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-”If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?”
-”I promise I will never let anyone know”.
-”Swear”
-”I swear I won’t reveal your secret”
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Uptil now he hasn’t revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know… “��

I bought a Power Bank for a cheap price of R90 at the Chinese shop.
I was so happy until my phone started charging the Power bank..

I Think I Have A Serious Problem…
Today I Was Reading Daily Sun
News Paper And Find Myself
Looking For A “Like” Button

Dear “Future Brides” Lobola was never meant to enrich your parents and especially your uncles who don’t even know your birthday. If you don’t speak up for your man you will enter a marriage full of loans and debt caused by your own family. Fight for your marriage..!

If your BAE wants your Facebook password don’t hesitate to give them.
They will probably find what they’re looking for

Most of these skinny Girls eat 5-12 meals a day
and the food goes straight to their attitude.

A very wealthy man had a Birthday party and he invited everyone in his town. In his Mansion, he had a big pool filled with alligators. So he announced that anyone who was able to swim across the pool and come out unharmed would be granted three wishes.
Immediately, there was complete silence, nobody wanted to risk his or her life. All of a Sudden, there was a big splash and Akpos was swimming like hell! He successfully came out alive.
He was then given a round of applause. Everyone was anxious to know what gave Akpos the courage to do it, but then, the host asked, “What are your three wishes?”
Akpos replied, “Give me a shotgun, 3 rounds of shells (bullets) and show me the idiot who pushed me inside the Pool!.”

Me: Have a nice day

Her: Don’t tell me what to do

South African boyfriends are like African presidents.
The next one is always worse than the
previous one so stay where you are

Forgive us people from China, Korea Republic and Japan.
To us South Africans you are all Chinese. Xap

Real men will disappear on Friday nd say ” I’m going to the funeral ”
then come back on Monday nd say ”
I was buried by mistake “

All the guys please close your eyes.
…
So ladies let’s talk.
That sex style where the guy raises your legs up like he’s changing baby diapers. What’s it called???

If God is a ​Police Officer
How many times would you have been ​fined​ or arrested
for parking your life wrongly? Over loading with Lusts and Pleasures of the world? Not carrying the Fire Extinguisher always (Bible)? Over Speeding (Going Ahead of God’s Plans)? Driving without a License (Holy Spirit)? Not observing Traffic Lights (commandments)? And forgetting to put on your Safety Belt (Prayer)? Think about it…. SPREAD THE GOSPEL