Adam and Eve during their Valentines: Eve: ‘Do u love me?’ Adam: “Ah, do i have a choice?”

” to all parties. I won’t want it, the third party.”

Nothing says you ugly like Facebook asking ” Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture ?”

“I don’t date guys who don’t have cars” says a girl who bath with soap until it becomes size of Continue Reading..

Hiding in your room just because you don’t feel like greeting the guests”😐 ….Who else does that???

Maybe i should Pretend to be gay so that my crush can bath in front of me.

am i the only one who wipes the floor with the dish cloth while no1 is watching…?

Real Men are worried about their jobs and the economy, your Man is worried about haircut