Big nose says church leaders are also essential front line workers,
this guy must be smoking his own for-skin…

No Man can stand a disrespectful woman no
matter how beautiful she is…Never
I told her I don’t have my wallet with me
And she said I should borrow money from her and buy ice cream for her

If your boyfriend is not spending money on you.
it means he’s saving money to marry you..
.be patient… men are good people

Feels like it’s going to be a boring day, so I’ll entertain myself by nyising sons and daughters of African false prophets. Nothing makes me happy than seeing them catching feelings 😾

You’re pregnant and you’re watching TV
with your parents….
Then boom an advertise of a condom
.

If your birthday🎂 is 9 months after your Dad’s own, just know that your Mom used you as a birthday gift🎁 to him..!

Acting Surprised When You Get a Plate Of Food
At Someone’s House is Very important

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl…
However, the girl’s father does not like him and want them stop their relationship… And hence… The boy wrote this letter to the girl.. He knows that the girl’s father will definitely read this letter…

1 “The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day.When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married,I know that I would find
12 life very difficult and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth.You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me.Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you.Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend.”So bad!!

However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told
the girl to
“READ BETWEEN THE LINES”, meaning – only read Lines
1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23 .25.

When a girl dumps you for no reason
You’ll even take your father’s phone and text her like..
_
“Are you sure you are done with my son?”

Mother in law asks her son’s wife:
“why all the children don’t resemble their father?”
She replies: “What i have in between my legs is a
reproductive system, not a photocopying machine