Imagine Paying R600 Creche Fee And You Hear
Your Kid Saying: “My Name is Four Years Old”

Dear: Girls
We know you’re good at adding
captions on your pics neh
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But there’s no such thing as
‘YESTERDAY’S CURRENT SITUATION’

There was a man who used to cross the border,from S A to Zim. Every month he would be on a bicycle carrying some riversand. The customs officer searched him thoughroughly and would find nothing in the sand. They would then give him a smile and let him pass. He did that for years and years still the officers wondered what was in the sand. After the man had stopped crossing the border he met one of the retired customs officer,and he asked tell me what were you up to carrying all that sand? The man smiled and said apparently I was smuggling bicycles!

No one wears expensive clothes like a guy
who’s not taking care of his child

The way I’m minding my own business
I don’t even know who I’m dating

Nywe Nywe, he’s not my type 😏😒 Are you looking for a blood donor?

When they realize cutting you off was not a smart idea,
an apology come in the form of..: “Hey” 🙄

A patient went to his Doctor who said, “I have bad news and really bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” asked the patient. “You only have 24 hours to live” said the Doctor. “That’s terrible, what could the really bad news be?” The Doctor replied, “I’ve been trying to get in touch with you since yesterday!”

Finally I gave up, am single again😭😭😭💔💔😭😭😭😭😭 to put an end to the rumours, and those who speak ill about my life, you must know that my relationship was very difficult, so today to avoid gossip, I inform you that we no longer together, several times I felt very good, I had a lot of fun, I cannot deny that I really liked it and I was very happy, but I didn’t realise what evil I was doing to myself, I finally decided to leave that unhealthy relationship, I decided to take another route, but am not going to deny that we will continue to see each other, for me to move on to other things and end this evil in my life, Today I end my relationship with sugar, fries, pizza, softdrinks, alcohol, chocolate, cake, vetkoeks and other unhealthy food……

Confuse your enemies, copy and paste this on your wall,
Someone was about to throw a party…..
I see your spirit of witchcraft, come out
We know you,

A four year old baby asks his aunt, why don’t you have any baby?
Aunt replies: the airplane hasn’t brought me one.
Child: no wonder you don’t have a baby, you still believe in that shit of airplanes?

Charyolo : I Want To Divorce My Wife.

Lawyer: On What Grounds ?

Charyolo: She’s Out All Night , Every Night, Going From Bar To Bar .

Lawyer : Are You Saying She’s An Alcoholic Or Do You Think She’s Cheating ?🤔

Charyolo : No , She’s Looking For Me

Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?

– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?

– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

– Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?

– How come Noses run and Feet smell?

– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?

– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

I can never find the answers, can you?