I Have A Friend Who Always Wear One Outfit When We Going Out….
And He Always Asks Me “How Do I Look?”
Come On Dude , You Look Like Last Week
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This is Satafrica
Where a nurse wakes u up just to gve you a sleeping pills
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I post my girlfriend’s pictures everyday
with the privacy settings to only me
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If we are in a relationship and I cheat on u
that doesn’t give u permission to cheat back.
I’m giving u an example of what not to do
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Dear ,
I drink very little.
And when I drink little,
I become a different person.
*This different person drinks a lot*
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I am not going bath🛀🛁 until the temperature is above my age!!!
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A man gets home early from work and hears strange
noise coming from the bedroom, he rushes upstairs only
to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting.
“What’s up” he asked” I am having a heart attack” the
woman cries. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for
an ambulance, but just as he’s dialing, his 4yr old son
comes up and says;”Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding
in your closet and he’s got no clothes on. The man slams
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door, sure enough, there is his brother totally naked on
the closet floor. “You idiot!” the man says, “my wife is
having a heart attack and you are running around naked
scaring the kids. Come on dress up we need to take her
to the hospital”. Describe the husband in one word
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[Me in court]
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Judge : “Did you kill this man?”
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Ronnie : “No, a bullet killed him, you see a bullet is made of lead which comes from the ground.
The ground is part of nature so
this man died of natural causes…case closed!!!”
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Your boss uploaded his family pictures & you went ahead and commented “cool pics” your phone keyboard autocorrected to “cool pigs” & immediately battery went off. Please don’t waste time to apologise, just apply for another job.
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Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette 🚬, only use you when bored and step on you when they’re done.
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Be like drugs 💊💉
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let them die for you..
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Have you ever read a comment that made you click the person’s profile to see if they look just as stupid as they sound !?
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Dear Bae
Just because I don’t post your pics on social media, it doesn’t mean I don’t love you. What if the police are looking for you?
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The beef is still on between certify and satisfy in Saps stations as we speak.
Even the police officers dont know which is which.
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Eastern Cape boyfriends would promise girls to buy them iPhones,
but boom at rank. Those boyfriends are dancing for free MTN/ANC t-shirts
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If you gonna cheat make sure you wear your old clothes so that if someone takes pictures you can say it was long time ago…..
My Wisdom will kill me one day
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If You Paint With Rs. 40,000 Royal Paint,
Your Home Will Look Colorful.
But If You Drink Rs.400/- Royal Stag,
The Whole World Will Look Colorful.
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