A man came back from work at
night and heads straight to the
bedroom to make love to his
wife.
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.
When done, he went straight to
the kitchen to fetch himself a
bottle of cold drink only to find
his wife there looking for
something in the fridge.
.
.
He asked his wife how she
quickly made it to the kitchen
when they’ve just finished
making love.
.
.
His wife shouted: “Haaaaa!!! That
was my twin sister in the
bedroom, she was so tired when
she arrived, I let her sleep in our
room” 😮😮😮
.
.
Alarmed, she ran to her twin
sister and asked her why she
didn’t say something when her
husband was making love to her.
.
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Twin sister replied and said: “You
know your husband and I are
not in talking terms’. So I didn’t
want to be the one to talk to him
first!😏😏

I’ve sent my girlfriend this Message ”
I Love you babe ” using mobicel nd
this is what she received 👇

Babe, I’m cheating

Why do women think it’s ok to get home after a long day, greet a man then take off the wig like it’s nothing?
So, this wig is meant for the people on the streets
while your man sees another man at home??

My biggest fear is having a child with someone
I don’t intend on spending the rest of my life with.

A Guy gets out of lift on 7th floor instead of 9th floor.

He says- I was so busy checking messages on my whatsapp…without realising, I went into the neighbour’s house and sat on their sofa.

The lady of the house was glued to the TV… watching a series…She gave me tea without looking at me.

When I started drinking Tea, I looked up and saw the lady’s husband entering the house….looking into his mobile.

He saw me and said, “sorry” and went out of the house !!!

Him:Why don’t you want to be on top
Her:am afraid of heights

That moment when people are busy reacting with haha😂 on your post, then comes an immature person with full of jealous and did this

The highest form of stupidity is a side chick
being loyal to a married man..

A man boarded a taxi going home after a long day at work but before the taxi took off, the Man saw his Wife with another Man entering a Lodge.. ” Furious😠😠, he asked the taxi drive if he could do some extra Money up to R1000 paid in cash!! Nd the taxi drive agreed ” Then the Man took out a picture of his Wife showing it to the Taxi driver nd say.. ” Go in there nd drag her out now, Slap her if you have to😠😠 ” Nd the Taxi driver rushed inside.. After few minutes, the Taxi driver came out with the wrong Woman, Slapping, dragging nd Calling her names… Then the Man started shouting ” You stupid Fool, You’ve got the wrong Woman, Just let her go You idiot 😠😠😠 ” Then the Taxi driver replied ” Just Relax Sir, this one is Mine, just take care of her while i go back to get yours

If a man all of a sudden start raising tempers and voices at home,
just know he has started lowering it somewhere..

Husband And His Wife Were Having Dinner At Fancy Restaurant 😊💝🔐

As The Food Was Served

Husband Said:” The Food Looks Delicious, Let’s Eat ”

Wife :”Honey…You Say a Prayer Before We Eat At Home”

Husband:” That’s At Home Sweetheart…Here The Chef Knows How To Cook ”