There was this guy at a bar , just
looking at his drink . He stays like
that for half an hour,
Then, this big trouble-making
truck driver step next to him ,
takes the drink from the guy and
just drink it all, The poor man
started crying. The truck driver
says, “Come on man, i was just
joking. Here, I will buy you
another drink, i just can’t stand
to see a man cry.
“NO it is not that.This day is the
worst day of my life, first i fall
asleep and go late my office, my
boss outrageous fires me, when i
left my building to my car, i found
out it was stolen, the police said
they can do nothing . I got a cab
to return home, and when i left
it, i remembered i forgot my
wallet and credit cards there, the
cab driver just drove away.
I got home and found my wife in
bed with a gardener. I left home
to this bar, and when i was
thinking about putting an end to
my life, you showed up, UYANGIPHAPHELA and u
drink my poison…

Our Parents warned US about Mjolo
(Relationships) we didn’t Listen
.
Look Now we sleep while The Radio is On
Volume 100 but still we do not hear
Anything

Teacher: “John, write a sentence on the board.”
Little John wrote: “My penis in your hand.”
.
The teacher slap poor little John.
.
Little John: “Oh my!! I forgot to put a space between pen and is.!”

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

If I say “Text me when you get here”
and you you decide too call,
You will keep calling until
you understand English🙆

When she starts posting “it’s my life,
i don’t care what people think about me”
just know she started sleeping with someone’s husband

My Room Mate Says she Lost R500.
What Makes Me Angry is that It Was R200 not R 500

Her : Can i have your Picture
Him : Check My Profile
Her : its a Car not you
Him : Yea i know.. open the door im inside the car

If you help a lady when in trouble
she will definitely remember you
when in trouble again

Ronnie : “mommy am i ugly?”
–
Mom : ” Ronnie i told you not to call me mom in front of people”

You dont even have a passport but your
naked pictures are in America.
My sister you made it.

Remember when you thought you’d die when your ex left you?
Look at you now, all strong and ready for the next heartbreak.

Tomorrow just wake up ,wear your formal clothes ,
got to any company and start working .
if they call the police go to the police station
and start working there too

LIFE IS SO UNFAIR.
When someone dies, the relatives cry.
But when he rises from death, they run away.

*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a woman’s skirt up,
and the same wind blows dust into your eyes.
And u end up seeing nothing*😂