MY BEST FRIEND
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Before the King went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen ), in the room & gave the key to his best friend & said:
“If I am not back within 4 days, open the room and she is yours”….
He sat on his horse & hit the road.
Half an hour later, the king noticed a dust cloud & sound behind him.
He stopped & saw his friend riding very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” the King asked.
Out of breath, his friend answered,
“It’s the wrong Key…!! ”
😆🙆‍♂😂😹😝😎
Please beware of the one, whom you call your best friend.

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If You Paint With Rs. 40,000 Royal Paint,

Your Home Will Look Colorful.

But If You Drink Rs.400/- Royal Stag,

The Whole World Will Look Colorful.

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Big nose says church leaders are also essential front line workers,
this guy must be smoking his own for-skin…

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If u slap me on my right cheek,I’ll turn my left cheek 4 u 2 slap too
Then we’ll sit down as adults&discuss how u want ur funeral

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When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying: “Dreams do come true” or the one that says: “To be happy accept what life gives you”..??

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Relationship stress will make you forget
to sit down in a Taxi

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RANDOM:
Did you know?…
If you send to a girl cash for transport to come over but she decides not come over and does not refund that money…
You can refer to Section 492(i) of the Criminal Procedure Act & file a case of theft under false pretence, & she can be jailed for up to 7 years?

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The reason why I will always mind my business.
So this guy was beating his girlfriend on the road, I intervened, start fighting the guy, the case got to the police and the lady defended her boyfriend,
she said “I should’ve mind my business”.

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Mood killer in relationship is “Bae borrow me your phone” 😓 even Bae I’m on periods or not tonight “is nothing compare with that 😂😂

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Nxa This Morning My Girlfriend Was So Sick So That I Had To Carry Her To The Kitchen To Make A Breakfast For Me…
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Get well soon my love..

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The Reason why i don’t watch Nigerian Movies no more Was When A Lady Poured Poison Into A Pot Then Tasted It To See If It Was Enough

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Serious Couples are chasing money together
you and your bae busy worrying about
“Ex vs Current Challenge”..!

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Home vs Varsity vs Work
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Home: No Data but free food
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Varsity: free Data but No Food.
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Work: No Data No Food.

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Facebook should try showing us people you may avoid
not only people you may know.

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If u like someone and
the conversation is flowing,
Block them…Yebo, I said
Block them

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