African girls thou!!

Malawi has Experienced an Earthquake a couple of days ago
and girls be like:
“Babe what are you getting me this earthquake season?”

Like for real?😂😂
Earthquake gift?

Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep with a boi in
other bed sober the whole night…

Women: Communication is key!👌
Men: What’s wrong babe?🤔
Women: Nothing GOODNIGHT!

I need your advice?.
.
Last night my side chick called me and asked
me to come over her place for a night, …well
i didn’t hesitate since i had days without
seeing her, ..as i was on my way she asked
me to buy a 2kg of mixed portion which i
did, .i got there around 19:00 then she
immediately took out 4 pieces from the
braaipack and started cooking, ..i was so
excited thinking meaning 2 pieces is for me
and the other 2 is for hers since i was also
hungry, ..we then sat at a couch patiently
waiting for the food to be cooked, …while
we were still waiting she received a call
from her baby daddy telling her his on his
way, .i was so angry and disappointed as
she asked me to leave,but as a gentleman
that i am i didn’t start a fight or anything of
sort, .i just stood up and went straight to
the fridge and took out the remaining half
of the braaipack then went to the stove and
pick up those 4 pieces in the pot and drank
the soup then left, .. so she’s now not taking
my calls No reply to my text and this silence
is eating me inside!.
.
Was i wrong?

Today I was lost inside Mall of Africa
so I fainted so they can take me out of the Mall

Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining
about you having stretch marks.
Tell him that those are the only marks he will get

To Those People Who Get into Bed And Fall Asleep Sametime … 😕😏

Don’t You Have Thoughts ?

When you marry the RIGHT woman everyday is VALENTINE’S DAY.
If u marry the WRONG one, everyday is BOXING DAY. If u go for the one with lying tongue, everyday is APRIL FOOL.
And when u choose the CHILDISH one everyday is CHILDREN’S DAY
But if u are still SINGLE like me, be grateful because everyday is INDEPENDENCE DAY

I’m just here to remind you that “I will never leave you” has left you..!

Eastern Cape boyfriends would promise girls to buy them iPhones,
but boom at rank. Those boyfriends are dancing for free MTN/ANC t-shirts

When they see a ‘White Man’ with a laptop
they see businessman but ‘Black Man’ they see a DJ

Alot of you didn’t underline the date in school and it shows by your eyebrows∽∽!

When I was in school, I used to ask a lot of
questions….!!
One Day I asked Ms. Doris, our English
teacher:”
Why do.we ignore some letters in
pronunciation. eg the letter….’H’…….in Hour,
Honest, Honor….. e.t.c………???”
Ms. Doris: “We are not ignoring them; they
are considered silent.” …!!
(I was even more confused…..
….??)
During the lunch break, MS. Doris gave me
her packed
lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her an empty
container….!!
Ms. Doris:—- “What happened, I told you to
go and HEAT my food & you are returning
me an empty container??”
Me: — “.Madam I thought ‘H’ was silent”

You are busy commenting SEEN,
while you have never even SEEN your father before.
Damn Facebook idiots…

When a Boyfriend goes to University there is still hope,But when a Girlfriend goes !! My Brother its Over