BREAKING NEWS.
Zimbabweans can now smile.
President Emmerson Mnangangwa has approved the bill to start payment for all unemployed Zimbabweans within the age of 18-55 years.
They will be paid an allowance of US$250 monthly starting from monday 14/06/2018. All university allowances of US$2000 has been granted to all university students.
To get such Jokes, sms jokes to 111.
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if you’re a dude & u go through your girl’s phone
while she not around, congratulations.
You’re a girl in a lesbian relationship.
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Is it in inside already?
Yes, it is!
Are you feeling pains?
Yes!
Should I remove it?
No!
So, do you like it?
Yes, I love it!
Those shoe sellers and their lengthy questions. 🤦🤦🤦
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Dating an uneducated girl sometimes is a problem…
Me : goodnight bbe sleep well and have a lovely dreams
Her : thanks my love and may your soul rest in peace
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I don’t know who needs to hear this,
but you don’t need to eat everytime you go to the kitchen
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When you abuse your friend “”your mama!!!”” and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you.
oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.!
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Boss asks Jonas, Jonas how do you get it right for 30 years of bringing me coffee every morning without spilling it?
Jonas’s answer, before I climb up the stairs I take a big sip. As I get upstairs, I put it back.
Jonas’s funeral is Monday.
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I used to think that people with big lips
speaks in capital letters
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Four people that u can’t trust in this world…
1)Girls
2)Women
3)Ladies
4)Females
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If your wife/gf is rude all you need to do is to promote her to be a first lady then find a second lady!!!!
Thats how we deal with rude wife or gf.
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Dear Boys If You Haven’t Seen Calvin Klein Models
.
Don’t Expect Girls To Look Like Victoria Secret Angels
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My brother you are 35 years old, but you keep posting “when i grow up…”
what else do you want to grow? Horns?
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People who still type “kikikikiki” when you have this👉😂emoji,
what type of brain damage do you suffer from?? 😏
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Guys if your girlfriend picks up a call and
leave the room to talk outside.
That’s him man that’s your Deputy.
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Me wearing earrings, mask, glasses and earphones…
My ears: Do you want me to hold your bag too?
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Things i Do The Whole Day: 👇
1. Use My Phone 🔥📱
2. Charge My Phone
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