Eat fresh flowers delivered to your home
cause the planter can’t eat them
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They Said Broken Heart Be The Worse Thing AreYou Sure Try Broken Pocket
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When you see a guy smiling while chatting ..
Just know that someone’s daughter has
fallen into his trap ..
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South Africa have 10 months, February to November…
Don’t argue
December is a Lifestyle ..
January is a Trial🙆
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Teacher…who is your father’s name?
Bundle of joy…Babe
Teacher….huu come on!
Bundle of joy….that’s how my mom calls him so?
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Do you know that Nigeria lifted the world cup trophy this morning, and two minutes later I woke up
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
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In south Africa you pay tax for people in jail
who raped your sister let that sink in
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IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF FACEBOOK
• No Under 15’s.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 50.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes Will Be
Banned For 3 weeks.
• No Nude Pics.
• No Texting When You In The Toilet
or When You’re Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook Uniform
Before Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing
Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20
foreign Friends On Your Facebook.
• You’re Not Allowed To Have More
Than 500 Friends.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To
Have An Account and A doctor’s Note .
• You can only login after church on
sundays, and if u didn’t go to church, you can’t login.
• Wash Your Hands Before Signing
In.
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I’m not mad that my girl cheated on me. I hate the fact that she said that guy was her uncle, I used to call that nigga “malome” when we were in his car
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This guy was just walking down the street,suddenly
he picked up the money bag filled with cash…🤔
Sadly when he counts…he said “Eish! it’s not all in here
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BREAKING NEWS💔💔😢
A man in Limpopo killed himself and run away!!!!
Cops are investigating the matter😂
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Next Sunday when your pastor says Do something you never did b4
U mast grab the offering basket and run away
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95 year old man: ‘Doc, my 18yr-old wife is
pregnant, whats yo opinion?’ Doc: ‘Let me
tel u a story. A hunter, in a hury grabed an
umbrela instead of his gun and went into
the jungle. He saw a lion, pointed the
umbrela the lion and pulled the handle.
BANG!! The lion fell to the ground and
died!’ Old man: ‘No ways! Some1 must
have shot the lion for him!’
Doc: “EXACTLY!”
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I wish the people who dislike you heal
from what ever satanic spirit that has
taken over their souls
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Which Of These Sentence Gave You A Great Joy When You Were In School?
1. Go Out For Break
2. Test Is Cancelled
3. Take A Sheet Of Paper
4. Answer Only One Question
5. Go Back Home There Is No School
6. The Mathematics Teacher Is Sick
7. If You Know You Owe School Fees, Walk Out.
Just indicate with number only.😃😃
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