An American Tourist Asked A Boat guy in Zanzibar, ” Do You know Biology , Psychology , Geography, Geology Or Criminology ?”
The Boat Guy Said ” No, I don’t know any of these .”
The Tourist Then Said ” What The Hell Do You know on the face of this earth? You Will die of illiteracy
The Boat Guy Said Nothing… After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The Boatman Then Asked the tourist
, ” Do you know Swimology and Escapology From Crocodiology ?”
The Tourist said” No ”
The Boat Guy Replied, ” Well , Today you will Drownology and Crocodiology Will Eat Your Assology I will not helpology and you will dieology because of your badmouthology
