I was studying at this college in Pretoria, then we went home for school holidays, when we return to school we have found that place turned into Somalian store that sells curtains…
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If you gonna cheat make sure you wear your old clothes so that if someone takes pictures you can say it was long time ago…..
My Wisdom will kill me one day
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Have you realised that most people
that fall pregnant are FEMALES?
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Once she says “You’re my favorite couple”….just know she
wants your man😒😏
Struuu bob
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Monday- am done with you.
Tuesday- baby can i ask you something?
Baby- what’s it?
Ex- did i send you airtime?
Baby- are u crazy
Ex- ……! 😆😆😆
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Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes. This is not right. Marriage must be enjoyable and romantic.
1.Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.
2. The husband only puts food in his wife’s mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.
3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.
4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife’s neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.
5.The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.
6. If you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.
7.Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.
8.The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.
9.The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.
10. The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.
11. The only time a wife looks closely to her husband’s eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.
Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours. Let us just change today for the better. Let us learn to love one another and enjoy the few days we have on earth together!
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Boknoy caught boknoy sleeping in the middle of his class.
Teacher: Boknoy! (shout)
Boknoy: (awakened) ah yes, ma’am?
Teacher: why are you sleeping?
Boknoy: Ah, eh. Because Ma’am.
Teacher: because what?
Boknoy: your voice is very delicious, ma’am. You are like an angel to go down to heaven to sing us. That’s why I fell asleep.
Teacher: so why others don’t sleep?
Boknoy: because they are not listening to you, ma’am.
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A guy in the store on his cell said “Susan, I’m in my car on my way” so I yelled “No he’s not” because nobody lies to Susan in front of me.
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South Africa is a very good country Joo first it was free moola for just giving birth, then free food at school. Free wifi, free WhatsApp, free Facebook, free education. Joo Joo Joo. What’s next vhele free pussy?
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I saw a Xhosa lady wearing a ring on
the wrong finger and I asked her why?
She said it is because she married a wrong
man.
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A New Born Baby Ask To Nurse: “Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?”
Nurse: “Why?”
Baby: “Actually I Want To Tell The God I Am Land Safely To The Earth, Now Arrange A Girlfriend For Me And Dont Forget To SMS Me Her Address“
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Nyaa (8) Was In A bus Eating a Chocolate ,
Then He Took Another One And Then Another,
A Man Next To Him Said ” Do You…Know That
Too Much Of It Will Damage Your Teeth ”
Nyaa replied. ” My Grandfather Lived To 132 years ”
The Man Asked ” Was It Because Of Eating Chocolate ? ”
Little Nyaa Replied, ” No , he was always minding his own business”
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Why teacher wears sunglasses.
Because her students are bright
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Witchcraft is when you work at SPUR and your ex come with his new girlfriend on her birthday
n you have to sing her
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Wife At Night: “Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?”
Husband: “98, Why?”
Wife: “Now Tell Me Why You Didn’t Wish Me For My Birthday Since Morning?”
Silence………..
Husband: “I Couldn’t Even Say I Have A Bad Memory”
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if you’re a dude & u go through your girl’s phone
while she not around, congratulations.
You’re a girl in a lesbian relationship.
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