Dear Women,
1) Expecting A 10 Hours Cuddle Is Man Abuse
2) Faking Orgasm Is Man Abuse
3) Going Through His Phone While He’s Asleep Is Man Abuse
4) Getting Mad Because He Can’t Afford What Your Ex Used To Buy For You Is Man Abuse
5) Shaking Shoulders During Woman On Top Is Man Abuse
Thank You

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If your relationship status says, …
It`s complicated…
you should stop kidding yourself
and change it to …Single..

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“I Will Never Cheat On You”
I think this sentence was made in China..!

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Dear my future kids l’m not the one delaying you,
it’s your mom who is still Dating useless Guys…
My worry is they might soon finish your milk

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Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race
Girl: Wow Awesome…How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME

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She posted ”I miss my Dead”
I commented ”Please don’t miss English classes”

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I tried to donate blood today. Never again, too
many stupid questions asked.
Who’s is it? Where did You get it?
Why is it in a bucket?😾

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That Awkward Moment When You Leave
The Store Without Buying Anything And
You Tell Yourself To Act Normal Because Ur Innocent..

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I’m Selling My Camp Chair, Cooler box and Braai Stand
I Need Money For Transport To Get To Work

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Just in case no one told you today,
you’re ugly

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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…

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The sun is hot .the hot is the sun more people say it sonny today😂😂😂😂😂

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Bro if you are broke tell her you are broke
Not I will see what I will do
You will do nothing

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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me

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What do you call a cow on a trampoleen
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A { milkshake } ♧♡♢♤

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You are dating a DJ
And you expect him not
To cheat,?
Someone that mix three songs
At the same time?
U need prayers my sister

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