The Bible said”a body is the temple of God”
but why do girls don’t want guys to enter the temple of God

I thought makeup was to make girls look
beautiful Bt
most of dem use it as disguise to hide frm
pple dey
owe money.

Women don’t see it when they’re being rejected, they just say:
“The dude has poor communication skills”..

So are we gonn’ ignore the fact that Mandela changed his dp on that money

I know My Girlfriend Is Ugly Bt Whenever I Look At My Frnd’s Girlfriend
I Calm Down

Family WhatsApp groups are boring, lazy and dead. Wait until one mess up and see how everyone will be active in seconds⏰
Even your late Aunty who died 7 years ago will be commenting on her blackberry from her grave

Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham😕😕☹️

Those clothes you wear when you do laundry,
Yes, that’s the real you.

She be busy swagging that she is 25 years
old without a baby but her body says
she has grandchildren.

I just Smoked Weed for the first time And Nothing Happened.
Anyway, I Saw My Father Fighting With My Papa In Front Of My Dad

During Sex..
Vilage girl:You are not wearing
condom?
Man:Yes
Village girl:Hope you are not HIV
positive?
Man:No am not
Village girl:Good…I dont want to
get that thing again
Man:Faints

The problem with women these days is that they don’t know Eve used to give Adam money every week