That Awkward Moment Umlungu Start Talking To You
and Your ENGLISH Is nowhere to be Found.

She’s complains when I give her a R200 note,
she is now asking for atleast four R50.00

When the broom realises that a mop is now ready to wipe the floor, it accuse the floor of looking like soil its self. What i mean is that Coca Cola can never drink sprite spirally!

Her clothes may look nice & stunning, but her panties might have holes..!

I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party.
Although nothing had happened, I decided not to mention it to wife, who being a suspicious person, could be very jealous.
Later that night, my wife and I were driving home in the car when I spotted a single high-heeled shoe under her seat.
When she wasn’t looking, I picked up the shoe and tossed it out of the window.
Later, as we got out of the car at home, my wife asked, “Honey, have you seen my other shoe?”
Life of a husband is so difficult and stressful!

Rich who was happy that his wife had given birth ran to the hospital….🏃🏃🏃

Doctor: “congratulations sir! Your wife has given birth to Triplet”😊

Rich: “Thanks Doctor but why did you and
my wife name the baby without my consent?

URGENT please:
I’m looking for 17 people to come into my place,
I want them to come and watch a movie with me.. I wanted to watch it alone
But the movie is for 18 and Above

SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS
Boy: Imu (I miss u)
Girl: mum (miss u more)
Boy: u sure?
Girl: yh trumu ( yaaaaa truly miss u)
Boy: trumutu (truly miss u too)
Girl: trumudi (truly miss u die)
Trumutumtum…truly miss u too much too much
Trumucorcor…truly miss you correct correct

Crush:I love the weather today
Me:I love you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Ladies: If your maid has never asked for a day off
just know her boyfriend is in the same house.*

Thami was sick😢 & went to the Doctor
.
Doctor: Do you practise for good health?
Thami: Yes, i play football regularly!
Doctor: How long do u play?
Thami: Until my phone mobile battery runs down

Stop beating dogs at the weddings
cause you all are there for one and same reason..!

FATHER AND SON
A man followed his son to his
school’s end of the year party.
He saw other pupils being
awarded gifts for their
performance. His son did not
collect any.
MAN: God! Why do you give me
this kind of son? Are these not
children too? At least, they belong
to a parent too. Who will not be
happy to see his child perform
well like this?
The son heard this and was sad.
When they end the program they
walked out and wait for an Taxi
or Bus, while others are going
directly to their different cars.
SON: God! Why have you given me
this kind of father? Are these not
someone’s father, too. Who will
his father have an Air Conditioned
Jeep and will not be happy? See,
see them as they are enjoying!
The man heard this and gave the
son a dirty slap
MAN: silly boy, , dont you know
that if you study hard now, you
will buy a Jeep too?
SON: Dad, that means you did not
study hard when you are young.
Thats why you dont have car..