Tomorrow is black Friday, we at avbob will give you another corpse for free when you collect yours

If u see guards guarding any goverment building during working hours,
tell them the thieves are already inside

Why do people think you gotta heal after a breakup💔,
am not injured…Next one please..!

How can you marry a girl that earns less
than R5000 a month?
How will she take care of you and the
children? You were not born to suffer
guys

Female size
.
Size 28 – Slender
Size 30 – Sexy
Size 32 – Adorable
Size 34 – Pakistan
Size 36 – Makoti
Size 38 – African woman
Size 40 – You Need herbax
.
Which one is yours ??

Madness is putting your girlfriend on your Whatsapp profile while other boys are putting her on bed. You need serious treatment.

I think my loan shark wants to play golf with me
he’s at the gate holding a Golf stick… I’m so
excited

ME: Excuse me lady, you look familiar.
HER: Yes you dated me in 2012, I was dark then.

That awkward moment when your friend says keep chasing your dreams and you keep chasing his girlfriend…

When short people smoke weed
they don’t get high, they get medium.

Conversation between a Teacher and Mbula….
.
Teacher : Assume your in the jungle and a lion is about to attack you,what will you do.?
Mbula : I will stop assuming.