Dear Girls
Next time if you go through your man’s phone, don’t check if he’s cheating just go to his banking app and send yourself money
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Dear Girls
Next time if you go through your man’s phone, don’t check if he’s cheating just go to his banking app and send yourself money
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Having sex with her on her first visit
Dat nonsense must stop bf 2018
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Air Commodore Vishal was a Jet Pilot. In a combat mission his fighter plane was destroyed by a missile. He however ejected himself and parachuted safely. He won acclaims and appreciations from many.
After five years one day he was sitting with his wife in a restaurant. A man from another table came to him and said “You’re Captain Vishal ! You flew jet fighters. You were shot down!”
“How in the world did you know that?” asked Vishal.
“I packed your parachute,” the man smiled and replied.
Vishal gasped in surprise and gratitude and thought if parachute hadn’t worked, I wouldn’t be here today.
Vishal couldn’t sleep that night, thinking about that man. He wondered how many times I might have seen him and not even said ‘Good morning, how are you?’ or anything because, he was a fighter pilot and that person was just a safety worker”
So friends, who is packing your parachute?
Everyone has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day.
We need many kinds of parachutes when our plane is shot down – we need the physical parachute, the mental parachute, the emotional parachute, the spiritual parachute & the Financial Parachute.We call on all these supports before reaching safety.Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important.
We may fail to say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason.
As you go through this week, this month, this year, recognize the people who pack your parachute.
I just want to THANK Everyone who Packed my parachute this year in 2017 one way or the other – through your words, deeds, prayers. Cheers For 2018….
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Guys I’m not feeling well today when I sleep my eyes get closed and when I eat I’m getting full,
pray for me please
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When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk,
my brother-in-law answered,
“Marc, with a C.”
Minutes later, he was handed his coffee
with his name written on the side: Cark
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Put your phone on airplane mode before going to bed ….. .
Vodacom will still bill you for that flight you booked.
You think you’re clever neh..
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Some girls will be like “I want a God fearing man” but two weeks after accepting your proposal She will be asking for *IPhone 7 rather than King James Bible*
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When u are being beaten up in a fight and then someone shouts “let them fight”
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Bro u will think the devil is the referee
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P.O Box 442
Leboeng
0208
12 July 2020
Dear: Principal😬
I’m writing this letter for you and it’s behalf all Grade 10’s.🤗☺️
The point is that President said we stay home I mean us as a country stay home. And you know I do want school. The Difficult is issue Covid_19, really Murder kids We is scared to Come back. We are not sure is coming back soon, We quite or We resigned for ever and ever you know. My heart is break, because school don’t want us😑💔
We us as all the Grade 10’s we say that is Good Bye For ever and ever Amen.😌
Your Faithfully
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FM stands for Free Mode that why
Radio does’nt show pictures!!
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They say Cyril ramaphosa increase every thing
Is true I even don’t know how old I am right now
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The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing
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On judgement day I’ll be wearing a Zimbabwean flag to notify jesus that i cant go to hell twice
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That awkward moment when U visit a doctor for an eye test
but the doctor pulls out HIV test Kit 😐😐
U be like “eix I forgot my Eye at home
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Everytime When I Think About Trusting
My Family I Remember They Once Let
Me Wear Formal Shoes With A Tracksuit..
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A doctor wanted to heal (3) crazy men
He asks
Bobby: 3 + 3, He answers: 2500 You’re really crazy, he told him!
Then Farouk: 3 + 3 = Wednesday. You are not far from death, said the Doctor!
Then Angel: 3 + 3 = 6. BRAVOO!!! How did you do it??? He answers: I divided 2500 by Wednesday.
The doctor fainted.
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