Before Corona kills me. I have a confession to make to South Africa.
Bheki Cele was dating Hellen Zille in the 80’s and she cheated on him 7 times while she was drunk.
This is why he hates Alcohol

Dear my future kids l’m not the one delaying you,
it’s your mom who is still Dating useless Guys…
My worry is they might soon finish your milk

Yaz Some girls have no chill shame.
They take pictures in expensive restaurants
and crop out the guy who bought food.

You’ll be surprised by how many arguments
women have won just by Crying..

KoKASI , Your Neighbors Will Burn Some Stuff
While Your Laundry is Still On The Washing Line

Support him until he makes a good living so he can leave you for a girl
he couldn’t get when he was broke…

Dating 2000s Is All Fun And Crazy Until When She Dumps you She Be Like:
“When We First Met u Were Custard,🔥 Time Passed By and you Turned Into Mustard💔… But In The End you Were A Bastard… Its Over!!!” 😮

Your boyfriend thinks you can’t replace
him. I mean if you can remove your
eyebrows and draw them back, who is he?

Then we have those girls that will rip off your shirt during foreplay coz they saw it on a movie and think it’s sexy & freaky.
•°•
Do that to me my sister you will ewallet me money💰 for a new shirt before you leave

Boss said to secretary “I want to
have sex with you just once, I’ll be
quick. I’ll pay you R1,000. I’ll
throw the money on the floor
and before you bend down to
pick it, I’ll be done. She calls and
tells her boyfriend. “Its okay but
ask for R2000 and be very quick
to pick the money”. After 4 hours
of waiting,the boyfriend calls his
girlfriend “what happened baby??
then The girl replied..”The
bastard used coins; I’m still
picking the money