When You Are Dead You Don’t Know You Are Dead,
The Pain Is Felt By Other..
The Same Applies When You Are A Fool🙆

When you at Shoprite and someone asks you
“Sorry my Sister, You Work here?”
Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!

Hello : 10111 !?
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A Man Has Entered My House & He Is Raping Me Right Noowww Can Yoouuuu Aaahhh
Ooooh Yeahhhh Wowwww Hmmmmm Ooohh Yeahhhh Hmmmm Yessss Yeeeaaahhhh Harderrr Hmmmm Yeahhh ohh Shiit.
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Arrest Him Tomorrow..

Jack’s in the bathroom and His wife shouts to him
“Did you find the shampoo?”
Jack says, “yes but it’s for dry hair and I’ve just wet mine

A relationship without a side chick is like a government without an opposition party. We need democracy in relationships

2019 we Dont Need a President We Mustn’t Vote At All ..
We Need Time As a Country To Find Ourselves

Teacher:if you gave your friend R5000 and he only needed R4000,,how much wl he give you back?
Student: R0.00
Teacher: you don’t know maths
Student: you don’t know my friend

If you didn’t smoke🚬 WEED🌿 before it was Legalised,
Please don’t start now because you weren’t there when we fought for freedom😏

If she’s still standing after drinking 6 packs of smirnoff storm,
she is a witch

niggas will laugh at you just
cause you don’t know Joburg but they
don’t know who their father is

Nyaa was the boss and he interviewed 4 girls for a Secretary position.
He asked them same question. And the question was: “A woman has lips in two different places on her body, what is the difference between the two lips?”
1st Girl: “One is hairy, the other isn’t.”
Boss Nyaa: “Ok, Good!”
2nd Girl: “One can talk but the other can’t.”
Boss Nyaa: “That’s better…”
3rd Girl: “One is vertical and other is horizontal.”
Boss: “Hmmmm…Very clever!”
4th Girl: “One is for me to use and the other is for my boss.”
Boss Nyaa: “100% correct. You can start work right away’

If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping At Work😴
Just Slowly Raise Your Head And Say:
”In Jesus Name Amen”..! 🙏

My Doctor Told me that Im Left with 1 Month To Live .
I Killed him and the Judge gave me 25 years, problem solved

I sold you a stove worth R7500 at R500 and you are complaining that the stove is shocking you…
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So the price didn’t shock you?