A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. ‘Wow, this is great,’ he thought.
It wasn’t long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.
“Hey,” he called. “I’m a rabbit from the laboratory and I’ve just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?”
“Yes. Come and join us,” they cried.
Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. I tasted so good. “What else do you wild rabbits do?” he asked.
“Well,” one of them said. “You see that field there? It’s got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.”
This, he couldn’t resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.
Later, he asked them again, “What else do you do?”
“You see that field there? It’s got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well.”
The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. “Is there anything else you guys do?” he asked.
One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly.
“There’s one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there, “he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. “They’re girls. We make love to them. Go and try it.”
Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning s****ing his little heart out until, completely spent, he staggered back over to the guys.
“That was fantastic,” he panted.
“So are you going to live with us then?” one of them asked.
“I’m sorry, I had a great time but I can’t.”
The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised.
“Why? We thought you liked it here.”
“I do,” our friend replied. “But I must get back to the laboratory. I’m dying for a cigarette!”

I told my doctor that I broke my arm into two places
then he told me to stop going to those places again!!!

Dear Grade 12 of 2017 you all have the rights to remain silence this week coz everything that you say could be used against you on the day of results

A South African teacher was sent to
China to
teach….
The first day he entered the class
and was Register roll
calling,
He called out name, “Sheng”, a
student stood up
and answered “present sir”.
He called the second name ” chung young”
, another
student answered “present sir”.
Suddenly he sneezed “hatchia”.
One student
seated
at the corner stoop up and said,
“present sir”.
He surprisingly exclaimed,
mmmhh”. All the
students shouted “absent sir”.
At this moment, he got confused
and said,
“hhaai bo!!”. Three students
immediately stood up and
said,
“which of us sir”.
The teacher became even more
confused and
asked, “what is wrong”??
A student stood up and
answered,” sir, I am not
wrong. I am called Wong ” Now
the teacher
could not help it but laughed
out”
hahaha…… A girl stood up and
answered,
“present
sir”
The tea