Once all the engineering
professors were sitting in one
plane Before the take off One
announcement came “this
plane is made by your students
” then all professors stood up,
ran and went outside, but the
principal was sitting. One guy
came and asked ” are you not
afraid ” then the principal
replied ” I trust my students
very well and I am sure the
plane won’t even start “

Him: its over
Fat girl: i dont care atleast i broke your bed

My bro, This year we are dating young girls who were born in 2000,
not these freedom fighters that give us a hard time!

Koos comes home drunk and his wife is spitting mad and pushes him out of the house. She shouts to him that he is not coming inside when he is this state. Koos climbs into the dog kennel with the dog and falls asleep. The next evening he comes home again roaring drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house and again he climbs into the dog house with the dog. This goes on for 5 days in a row. The 6th evening, he comes home sober and the wife is very happy and allows him back in the house. The following evening Koos arrives home steaming drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house, so he starts to climb into the dog house when the dog bites him. Koos shouts at the dog “what was that for?” the dog replies…. “where were you last night?

I remember back then when I was at Rainbow’s house
and Selimathunzi visited him.

When they opened the fridge they found a vaseline
I was never traumatised like that

Teacher: Can You Support Your Answer

Me : Viva My Answer Viva

Single Guys Are The Happiest People On Earth 💯% And We Live Longer 🔥♥ .. Let’s Stay That Way Gents 🙏☺ , STAY THAT WAY!

So you caught your boyfriend sleeping
with another girl because you denied him
sex, and you have guts to say he’s
cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked and selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity, we use
generators”

Hey there✋comedians, we bring to you the Top10Jokes challenge.
Drop your best jokes😂🔥.Then thina we’ll post ones the best

I can feel it my future wife is in need of airtime…
which network my love

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades
but doesn’t want to study

A white lady and a black guy were having a
drink at a bar,
Later that night the lady whispered to the
guy, “let’s go to my place”
At the woman’s place they started kissing
and undressing.
The lady was deep in the mood and
whispered to the black guy in a sexy voice,
” tie me on the bed and do what you black
guys do BEST! !!”
The guy tied her on the bed and ran away
with
TV, money, laptop, Fridge.
Aaaaaaa yaaaaa
Africa got talent! !!!