Female phones never ring
when you with them

Ladies ,if he starts making you happier than your boyfriend👇
Block him

Meeting someone new is very stressful
You’ll have to start pretending like you have sense..!

I’ve just heard that my ex got hit by a truck😥 This is Sad indeed 😰😰 but i really hope nothing happened to the truck though. I’m really worried about it

Can’t stop laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I will never lie again.

Today I was coming back from church, in the kombi
there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the bus were
staring at her. Some of them passed their destinations
without knowing. As for me, I was very proud of myself because I sat next to her. I did all the signs I could to make her feel my presence
but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I took my
phone and dialed a fake number as guys always
do to attract girls’ attention.
Me: Hello Sam, I’m calling to tell you that I can’t make it today because I’ve just received a call from our CEO asking me to replace him at
a meeting bcz he is not yet back in tge country. Pls tell my brother to use my Range Rover 2017 to pick my mum from her dentist’. I will be home late. Thanks Sam. I will Sam. Once again, Thanks.
All this while, the girl
was looking at me. I said in my heart that she would fall for me if I spoke to her now ..
Me: Hi baby, y r u looking at me like that? R u surprised?
Girl: Pls pick up your phone battery. It fell when u
were taking your phone out of your pocket…..🙄
I couldn’t raise my head till I got off the kombi

Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm
but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake.
She’s still not talking to me.

you just won 50 million💰 and your ex needs R49 million for a kidney transplant.
Which colour are you gonna choose for your Lamborghini??

“He who finds a wife, should leave other
girls alone.”
A very powerful quote, although some
people wouldn’t be happy.

Somewhere out there is a Girl smiling over a “Good morning beautiful”😊 text she got from your boyfriend..! ☝🙄

Your boyfriend took you out for dinner at his house ………………. Then when you got there he blind fold you and went to take champagne. Then u start touching the table and felt a Turkey (roasted chicken)u take a big peace and eat it …put the bones inside ur purse ….and wiped ur self with Ur T-shirt… When he came back he unblindfold u ….the u see that his whole family members are there …waiting to say surprise..

Loool… Day made
I said to ma babe you look so Modric, your body so Pivaric your eyes are so Rakitic. Your smile makes me look Perisic, When I see you my body feels Brozovic. The way you move that Kramaric it’s so Strinic. Babe you are my Dalic and my Lovren for you is so Kovacic. When i’m with you i feel so Subasic, you are my Mandzukic…before I finished she seized my phone & saved my number as Romanticí

Better to marry late and marry right, than marry early and marry wrong. Marriage is not an assembly hall.
Late coming is allowed.

AS i Was In Court Couple Minutes Ago …. The Magistrate Shouted ” Order, Order”
And I Resonded : ” Mae, Coke , Dinkilana Le Dikwae ” Then Boom Now They Locked Me In A Dark Room… Hopefully My Order will Be Here Soon

You Are Not Black Enough if You
Never Used 1 Book For 5 Subjects

A fat Teacher nd a Waves
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Waves: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Waves: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Waves: “Homework!”