I don’t know what is wrong with me anytime someone calls me sweetheart🙈🙈 I will just be sending Credit to the person 😀😀😀😀🏃🏃🙈😛

The fact that a BUS driver can STOP to pick you where there’s NO BUS STOP,
But the same driver will REFUSE to drop you
where there’s NO BUS STOP,
Proves that people ONLY need you
when it’s BENEFICIAL to them.

BOSS:Do you believe in life after Death?

EMPLOYEE: “Certainly not sir! There ‘s no proof of it”, he replied.

BOSS : “Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral,
He came here looking for you.”

EMPLOYEE: …………………..

I will register but I’m not gonna vote Coz
that’s what they also do to us mos?
They promise us but they never deliver??

South Africa is not going forward because we
still have people who smell their armpits to
decide if they will bath or not.

A Guy is chilling with his girlfriend in his
Golf 7
Guy : Dear there’s something i need to tell
u , I
haven’t been totally honest with u!
Girl : What is it babes?
Boy : I’m married with 4 kids .
Girl : Yhooo babes !! U scared me. I
thought u
gonna say the Golf 7 is not yours !!!!
Girls of dis days

A man gets home early from work and hears strange
noise coming from the bedroom, he rushes upstairs only
to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting.
“What’s up” he asked” I am having a heart attack” the
woman cries. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for
an ambulance, but just as he’s dialing, his 4yr old son
comes up and says;”Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding
in your closet and he’s got no clothes on. The man slams
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door, sure enough, there is his brother totally naked on
the closet floor. “You idiot!” the man says, “my wife is
having a heart attack and you are running around naked
scaring the kids. Come on dress up we need to take her
to the hospital”. Describe the husband in one word

I remember once when my dad gave me
money to pay the electricity bill but instead i
bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car.
When i got home,i explained to my dad
what i did and he beat the crap out of me.
But the next day,when my dad woke up and
opened the door,outside my house was a
brand new car. We all cried especially
me,because the car was from the electricity
company,they were there to cut off the
electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me
again.

Somewhere on Facebook,
there are two people who
fell in love,Dated, and
Broke up, before they
could even meet each
other

With Your Bank Account Balance Right Now,
Where Can You Travel To?😣